dicktricked
"I came here because there were hot chicks in the ad but all I see are grumpy old men."
"lmao, u got dicktricked."
"lmao, u got dicktricked."
dicktricked by haohao December 10, 2016
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dickwrecked
When a female has such great sex with one guy that is makes it impossible to reach orgasm with any other guy, thus ruining sex for her with anyone but the wrecker.
dickwrecked by Roger 4bit August 1, 2012
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dicktrickle
dicktrickle by Steve Yonker January 30, 2005
Dicktrick
A 4 goal game by a player, usually hockey.
Originated from professional hockey player Joe Thornton saying he would whip his dick out and masterbate directly after scoring his 4th goal of the game.
Originated from professional hockey player Joe Thornton saying he would whip his dick out and masterbate directly after scoring his 4th goal of the game.
Dicktrick by TheTFedoration February 1, 2017
Dicktracted
the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.
Dicktracted by nanipoo October 4, 2010
dicktracked
"Liz was dicktracked by the prospect of the black pizza man's cock, so she held off on doing her work to service him sexually."
dicktracked by supercoolawesomesauce March 26, 2009
Dicktracted
the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.
Dicktracted by nanipoo October 4, 2010
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