Dick weaving
Dick weaving by 27 scaffolder November 28, 2018
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Dick Waving Contest
An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.
Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.
Dick Waving Contest by J. Malik April 29, 2006
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dick waving competition
When two or more men have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second man will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first man will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.
This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Robert: I reckon I can get this golf shot under par.
Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.
Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.
Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.
Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through
Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.
Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.
Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.
Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through
dick waving competition by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
waving dick
A waving dick is when a man stands penis length of an ass crack and swipes his penis up and down the ass crack in a waving motion to say "hi I missed you".
A man came home from a long business trip. He saw his wife and gave her a kiss and a waving dick to show affection. He walked over to the family dog scratched his ear and gave it a waving dick to show his appreciation of a good pet.
waving dick by oliwa October 10, 2014
wearing dick
A male going with out underware. Youth culture slang. In this term dick has a double meaning as dick is a slang term for getting "nothing" dirived from a slang business term for loosing in a transaction - "getting screwed" - I got dick from them. Dick also refers to the obvious - allowing your pennis dick to hang free.
I'm wearing dick today in school.
I was wearing dick when I met her.
I always wear dick when I skate.
I was wearing dick when I met her.
I always wear dick when I skate.
wearing dick by Daawid March 12, 2005
waving my dick in the wind
"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"
"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"
"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"
waving my dick in the wind by cockshitballs August 4, 2007
Waving my dick in the wind
"I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If I make it through the night everything will be alright, But I'm waving my dick in the wind" -Ween
If I make it through the night everything will be alright, But I'm waving my dick in the wind" -Ween
Waving my dick in the wind by MostestEverest October 10, 2009
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