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A waving dick is when a man stands penis length of an ass crack and swipes his penis up and down the ass crack in a waving motion to say "hi I missed you".
A man came home from a long business trip. He saw his wife and gave her a kiss and a waving dick to show affection. He walked over to the family dog scratched his ear and gave it a waving dick to show his appreciation of a good pet.
by oliwa October 10, 2014
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"Hey man, i got raped by a clipboard nazi today."
"You what? are you alright?"
"Yeah i'm lucky i survived, but seriously, how many times do i need to tell someone i'm not interested in bathing in semen?"
"You what? are you alright?"
"Yeah i'm lucky i survived, but seriously, how many times do i need to tell someone i'm not interested in bathing in semen?"
by Oliwa October 18, 2009
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