4 definitions by Lifeisacunion
When two or more men have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second man will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first man will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.
This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
This is called a ‘dick waving competetion’ Because the one-upmanship is like watching two man wave their dicks at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Robert: I reckon I can get this golf shot under par.
Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.
Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.
Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.
Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through
Steve: oh yeah? I reckon I can get a hole in one.
Robert: is that so? I reckon I get a Hole in one using a putter.
Steve: I reckon I can get a hole in one, using a putter, while standing on one leg.
Susan (watching this play out): what a dick waving competition. Just play through
by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
Based off the 1985 George Miller Australian classic ‘Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome’, this is a futuristic time period after the pretty awful affects of COVID-19 have subsided.
Wide spread business shutdowns and self-isolation due to COVID19 has seen people horde everything from toilet paper, to meat and medical supplies.
People are quarantined and isolating in their homes, and social physical social engagements are strongly discouraged, with some countries threatening to charge people with criminal offences if they leave quarantine.
A sense of living in a dystopian society has descended.
Wide spread business shutdowns and self-isolation due to COVID19 has seen people horde everything from toilet paper, to meat and medical supplies.
People are quarantined and isolating in their homes, and social physical social engagements are strongly discouraged, with some countries threatening to charge people with criminal offences if they leave quarantine.
A sense of living in a dystopian society has descended.
I found this great recipe for a spaghetti bolognese. Maybe beyond thunderdome we’ll be able to get mince again.
Do you remember when we used to catch up for Friday night drinks at the pub? Maybe we can do that again beyond thunderdome
Do you remember when we used to catch up for Friday night drinks at the pub? Maybe we can do that again beyond thunderdome
by Lifeisacunion March 25, 2020
Orgininated in Brisbane, Australia. In Australia, cunt is the name given to someone who is horrible and mean. An onion is a vegetable of many layers.
A cunion is a person who is so horrible (i.e. a cunt) that they have so many layers of cunt to form an onion of cunt; a cunion.
A cunion is a person who is so horrible (i.e. a cunt) that they have so many layers of cunt to form an onion of cunt; a cunion.
Man, did you see that guy kick his dog? What a cunion!
I heard Steve cheated on his girlfriend. He is such a cunion!
I heard Steve cheated on his girlfriend. He is such a cunion!
by Lifeisacunion October 22, 2016
Originated in Brisbane, Australia.
When two or more women have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second woman will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first woman will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.
This is called a ‘vag clap competetion’ because the one-upwomanship is like watching two women clap their vagina’s at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
When two or more women have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second woman will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first woman will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.
This is called a ‘vag clap competetion’ because the one-upwomanship is like watching two women clap their vagina’s at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Susan: I got this dress for a bargain! It was on sale.
Claire: Well I got a new dress, and the sales assistant through in a pair of shoes for free.
Susan: well I saved so much from the dress being on sale I could also get this handbag and a scarf.
Claire: well the sales assistant also gave me a $50 voucher.
Brian: for goodness sake, stop having a vag clap competition!
Claire: Well I got a new dress, and the sales assistant through in a pair of shoes for free.
Susan: well I saved so much from the dress being on sale I could also get this handbag and a scarf.
Claire: well the sales assistant also gave me a $50 voucher.
Brian: for goodness sake, stop having a vag clap competition!
by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018