dick pouch

Fanny pack. Also can be used as a proper name to describe someone wearing said pouch.

Guy 1: Nice dick pouch, douche bag.

or

Guy 2: Check out Richard Pouch.

by P-Sheezy January 16, 2007

dick pouch

Vagina, Vageena, or Vagine.

"Yo bro, went trollin for some tight sliz and wound up in her dick pouch."

"No WAAAAAY!"

by yo mammy bich August 20, 2011

Dick pouch

Device attached to a Male stripper/exotic male dancer's G-string to cover his dick/penis

Most of the time male strippers will use a dick pouch to cover their Johnson's while on stage

by IrritatedData February 18, 2020

Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants

Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.

by will bitten December 4, 2016

dickpouch

An all-purpose, unisex insult. It implies that one is a "holder of dicks".

John: Hey, I kicked an old lady today, right in the face!

Tilly: You're a real dickpouch John.

John:...

by John FitzgibbonsIII January 30, 2008

dickporch

the flab of fat over top of a mans dick or a womans pussy in the mans/womans pants

Earl, the obese man has a dickporch when he wears jeans or khakis

by NumBeR OnE GanGSta August 28, 2006

professor dickdouche

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.

teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche

by wangjiahua December 11, 2010