Dick Toaster
Dick Toaster by SpiderGuy7 October 16, 2019
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Toaster Dick
When you find your own genitalia stuck in a toaster and is slowly burning and your pubic hairs burn into ashes also new gases can be released into the air known as toasted dick gas
Toaster Dick by Big Boy Chungus 1234 June 3, 2019
toaster dick
Ex. William M. "hey guys I have a question?"
Gerald G. "What's your question?"
William M. "why is my dick always hot?"
Gerald G. "you have a toaster dick!"
Gerald G. "What's your question?"
William M. "why is my dick always hot?"
Gerald G. "you have a toaster dick!"
toaster dick by Sexybish11 June 13, 2016
toaster dick
Mikey "Yo bro, i have toaster dick from last night."
Jeff "Damn bro, we went hard! Frat bros fo eva!"
Jeff "Damn bro, we went hard! Frat bros fo eva!"
toaster dick by dilhoes June 15, 2018
dick stuck in toaster
Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster
dick stuck in toaster by pleblurd6969 February 28, 2016
Beat My Dick On a Toaster Strudel
To provide your own "glaze" for a toaster strudel(this means ejaculating on a toaster strudel for those who didnt get the joke), you can also reach the point of ejaculation my fucking the toaster strudel, this approach is bonus points
Beat My Dick On a Toaster Strudel by RobertRacoonJR September 14, 2026
help i got my dick stuck in a toaster
Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing
"Man this is depressing"
"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"
"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"
help i got my dick stuck in a toaster by lone potato May 6, 2018
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