4 definitions by dilhoes

toaster dick

When you put your weewee in the toaster

Mikey "Yo bro, i have toaster dick from last night."

Jeff "Damn bro, we went hard! Frat bros fo eva!"

by dilhoes June 10, 2018

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anal retentive

when your girlfien doesn't give you all the anal.

boyfien "¡Give me all the anal!"

girlfien "¡No, me is anal retentive!

by dilhoes June 10, 2018

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flugnewt

something that happens when you consume too many pickle juice fluid and can't get smacked on the week mornings.

balyeeeeet: "dang im so flugnewt rn"

allen: "Oh Crap! B swizzle must have consumed to much pickle juice and as a result, cannot join our alcohol consumption on the weel mornings!

by dilhoes June 10, 2018

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weedcaine

a mix of weed and cocaine. Normally used by people who are called clits.

clit #1 "I love weedcaine!"

clit#2 "As do I, my bratha!"

by dilhoes June 10, 2018

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