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toasterdick 

A person so terrible, awful, and inhuman that their penis can be compared to a toaster.
Person: God, Brian is such a

toasterdick.
Person2: Woah man! That's too far!
toasterdick by Shot_Macker July 11, 2016
Words you can keep

Taterdick 

noun
1. A penis that looks like a potato

2. A person that has a penis that looks like a potato

3. A human shrek

4. A fat guy that thinks he's "toning up"

5. A fat retard that is constantly "hazed"

6. Any member of the Stahl species
Jake:Have you seen that Stahl's penis?
Joe: I heard it looks like a potato
Jake: And his fat ass thinks he's toning up
Joe: What a retard
Jake What a taterdick
Taterdick by taterdick February 2, 2010

Toaster Dick 

When you find your own genitalia stuck in a toaster and is slowly burning and your pubic hairs burn into ashes also new gases can be released into the air known as toasted dick gas
I have toaster dick

toasterfucking 

Toasterfucking implies an extreme sexual urge. If one is horny enough to fuck a toaster, he is willing to scrape the bottom of the barrel if need be in order to get laid.
Man I was toasterfucking horny on Friday, I had sex with a really fat, deformed chick.


toasterfucking by fanglekai April 4, 2009

toaster dick 

When you have a really hot(warm) dick
Ex. William M. "hey guys I have a question?"

Gerald G. "What's your question?"

William M. "why is my dick always hot?"

Gerald G. "you have a toaster dick!"
toaster dick by Sexybish11 June 13, 2016

toaster dick 

When you put your weewee in the toaster
Mikey "Yo bro, i have toaster dick from last night."

Jeff "Damn bro, we went hard! Frat bros fo eva!"
toaster dick by dilhoes June 15, 2018
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