Dick Soap
A form of soap that can be formed with a hole in the center to cleanse a penis, or in the shape of a penis to fit the shape of the Vagina
Dick Soap by Dick Malone May 1, 2019
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Soap Dick
A: When a guy gets soapy water up his urethra after washing his genital area.
B: When an unlucky guy, uneducated in what and what not to use as lube, attempts to use soap to start whacking it
Soap Dick is commonly caused by the old fashioned bar soap (which should be avoided for washing your genital area AT ALL COSTS) but shampoo and body soap are also possible things that can cause Soap Dick. It causes a horribly painful burning sensation throughout the inside of the head of the penis. Soap Dick usually does not go away until you flush out the soapy water by urination, which is extremely painful, but luckily it doesn't last long.
B: When an unlucky guy, uneducated in what and what not to use as lube, attempts to use soap to start whacking it
Soap Dick is commonly caused by the old fashioned bar soap (which should be avoided for washing your genital area AT ALL COSTS) but shampoo and body soap are also possible things that can cause Soap Dick. It causes a horribly painful burning sensation throughout the inside of the head of the penis. Soap Dick usually does not go away until you flush out the soapy water by urination, which is extremely painful, but luckily it doesn't last long.
Related Words
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soap dick
When you're in the shower and you don't have any lotion to beat off with and you just have to resort to soap. Also, it stings the pee hole on occasion.
"I was in the shower and lotion was no where to be found, so i had to resort to becoming a soap dick for that day, beatin the meat with some lever 2000."
soap dick by Kyle Sobkowicz December 18, 2007
soap dick
it is the most painful thing in this world you just took a scrumptious shower you get out and you realized you have soap dick and then when you put your underwear on it burns and burns and then when u pee it’s STINGS then it’s gone but while it’s there it sucks it’s just soap in your dickhole
joe: bruh i got out the shower earlier and i had soap dick
allen: damnnn bro that sucks it stings bro
joe: yeah wait what’s my full name?
allen: joe m..
allen: damnnn bro that sucks it stings bro
joe: yeah wait what’s my full name?
allen: joe m..
soap dick by bigdawgbignutz March 11, 2021
Soap dick
A game that involves drawing the male genitalia on cars. The more valuable the car, the more points it is worth.
Soap dick by Nizz McNizz October 21, 2011
Soapy Dick
You are getting ready to jerk of in the shower and you realise you’re out of lotion and since you’re a lazy fuck you grabbed the axe essence since it was the closest to you. You’re now jerking it and feel a slight burn but you’re dumb enough to ignore it the next morning you wake up to piss and it feels like fire is coming out of your dick hole you then realise your lazy stupid ass has Soapy Dick. And you told someone so they told you to look up this definition and I can see that they were smart.
Look at you you’ve got Soapy Dick you stupid fuck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.
Soapy Dick by Channman January 29, 2018
soapy dick syndrome
a state of depression stemming from a crappy job or lack of one, no significant other, and general lack of self esteem earmarked by copious amounts of shower masturbation.
Guy1: My life sucks, the only highlight of my day is blowing a load in the shower.
Guy2: Sounds like a case of soapy dick syndrome. Better get Dr. Prostitute to take a look at that. Sorry man...
Guy2: Sounds like a case of soapy dick syndrome. Better get Dr. Prostitute to take a look at that. Sorry man...
soapy dick syndrome by HordesOfBears January 29, 2015
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