Th3rd's definitions

MLG Fag

A kid who is obsessed with Montage Parodies to the point of commenting about them constantly. No matter how serious the subject is supposed to be, they will always comment cringe worthy shit such as "lol 10/10 m9" or "420blazeitskrub". These people are one of the main reasons why so many Montage Parody youtubers are quitting, and they are ironically killing their own meme by acting stupider then the people they are supposed to be parodying.

MajorLeagueWobs: Hey guys, I just released my new music track. Hoping a record label sees this and considers a contract...

*MLG Fags flood comment section with "10/10 mlg swag m9" and "GET SHREKED M8"

Record Label: What the fuck...

by Th3rd October 12, 2015

agar.io

The new game that all the kids play on the school laptops when they are supposed to be taking notes or finishing a test. Like it's predecessors Minecraft and Powdergame, it is the new most popular game played as a pass time in public schools. The game just came out this year, and didn't gain much popularity until many famous youtubers such as PewDiePie took notice to it and recorded let's play's. Since then, it exploded and is currently one of the most active MMOs as of right now.

"Hey I finished my essay early, you wanna play a round of agar.io?"

by Th3rd July 1, 2015

Senpai

Senpai means Teacher or Mentor in Japanese. The word is most commonly used by annoying as fuck weeaboos, making many people cringe when said out loud

Japanese School Student: "Good morning Senpai"

Filthy Weeaboo Casual: "NOTICE ME SENPAI NOTICE MEEEE"
(Everyone within a hundred foot radius begins to speed walk in the opposite direction)

by Th3rd August 14, 2015

Orgasm

The peak of sexual pleasure. Orgasms can be amazing, however, if a guy has an orgasm without blowing the load(which is possible), then he will be stuck with a nasty case of blue balls until his body is ready for another one, which could take hours to days. Orgasms can also cause the feeling of tingling or numbness around the genital area, the stinging of the urethra if your load is massive, and complete loss of control of your body for 7 seconds. Women will experience a feeling of intense calm, sometimes followed by the stinging of the vagina.

Fun fact: During an orgasm, over 90% of your brain shuts down so you LITERALLY cannot control your body for about 4-7 seconds if you have a massive cum.

by Th3rd August 5, 2015

fuckboi

You will find these strange creatures usually clogging up your local Nike store, Listening to either Pit Bull or Eminem on full volume in the back of the class during a test (usually via wireless Beats), or trying to act cool by inviting your sister to parties. Fuckbois are above and beyond the common douchebag. They are usually from the ages of 12 to 25, and can be found wearing any and all things Nike. They often were hated or outcasted in their early years of school because they were weird or bossy, and now, they want all the attention they can get. They post shirtless selfies of themselves making a "cool" or pouty face with an average of 3-5 instagram filters and tags such as #thuglife or #Swag. They own every Call of Duty that comes out, even if they only play it for about 5 minutes before letting it gather dust next to their Xbox One, which they have also only used to play minecraft and titanfall. Fuckbois are also bitchy and controlling. You will often see fuckbois wearing napkins or duct tape wrapped around their new Air Jordans so they don't get dirty. They will also commonly try to look cool by smoking Vapor Pens or Cigarettes (which they will only puff), and showing an obsession with Weed, even if they've only smoked it once or twice at the most.

To sum up a fuckboi, they are a mix of a Bitch, a Jock and a Wigger.

For a very good example of a Fuckboi, please visit any social media page created by Justin Beiber.

by Th3rd June 17, 2015

Minions

The talking corn kernels from the Despicable Me franchise who make kids laugh, but anyone over the age of 13 want to die in their presence. They have exploded so much through greedy cash grabbing and sponsors such as McDonalds that they have gotten the attention of some very bad corners of the internet, such as Rule 34. Minions are now just one of the few cancers hell bent on destroying the internet community as we know it. There are groups who are opposing this imminent demise, such as the r/minionhate subreddit.

Donald Trump is related to minions

by Th3rd July 31, 2015

Closet Sex

When you crash at a friends house or vise versa and you start snuggling, or other doing sexual activities, but you both act like you're straight and pretend like nothing happened in the morning.

Essentially a one night stand, but for gay or bisexual people who are too shy to come out of the closet.

Example 1:
Jacob: "Morning dude"
Carl: "Hey."
Jacob (thinking to himself): "That guy gives the best hand jobs iv'e ever had"

Example 2:
Steve: "So how'd the party go"
John: "Pretty good. I'm almost positive Jacob and Carl were having Closet Sex after they thought I fell asleep though."

by Th3rd November 13, 2015