Th3rd's definitions

Minions

The talking corn kernels from the Despicable Me franchise who make kids laugh, but anyone over the age of 13 want to die in their presence. They have exploded so much through greedy cash grabbing and sponsors such as McDonalds that they have gotten the attention of some very bad corners of the internet, such as Rule 34. Minions are now just one of the few cancers hell bent on destroying the internet community as we know it. There are groups who are opposing this imminent demise, such as the r/minionhate subreddit.

Donald Trump is related to minions

by Th3rd July 31, 2015

fuckboi

You will find these strange creatures usually clogging up your local Nike store, Listening to either Pit Bull or Eminem on full volume in the back of the class during a test (usually via wireless Beats), or trying to act cool by inviting your sister to parties. Fuckbois are above and beyond the common douchebag. They are usually from the ages of 12 to 25, and can be found wearing any and all things Nike. They often were hated or outcasted in their early years of school because they were weird or bossy, and now, they want all the attention they can get. They post shirtless selfies of themselves making a "cool" or pouty face with an average of 3-5 instagram filters and tags such as #thuglife or #Swag. They own every Call of Duty that comes out, even if they only play it for about 5 minutes before letting it gather dust next to their Xbox One, which they have also only used to play minecraft and titanfall. Fuckbois are also bitchy and controlling. You will often see fuckbois wearing napkins or duct tape wrapped around their new Air Jordans so they don't get dirty. They will also commonly try to look cool by smoking Vapor Pens or Cigarettes (which they will only puff), and showing an obsession with Weed, even if they've only smoked it once or twice at the most.

To sum up a fuckboi, they are a mix of a Bitch, a Jock and a Wigger.

For a very good example of a Fuckboi, please visit any social media page created by Justin Beiber.

by Th3rd June 17, 2015

MLG Fag

A kid who is obsessed with Montage Parodies to the point of commenting about them constantly. No matter how serious the subject is supposed to be, they will always comment cringe worthy shit such as "lol 10/10 m9" or "420blazeitskrub". These people are one of the main reasons why so many Montage Parody youtubers are quitting, and they are ironically killing their own meme by acting stupider then the people they are supposed to be parodying.

MajorLeagueWobs: Hey guys, I just released my new music track. Hoping a record label sees this and considers a contract...

*MLG Fags flood comment section with "10/10 mlg swag m9" and "GET SHREKED M8"

Record Label: What the fuck...

by Th3rd October 12, 2015

nostalgicunt

Nostalgicunts are kids between the ages of 13-15 who will go out of there way on youtube comment sections, specifically music videos, to tell everyone that they were born in the wrong generation, and will proceed to denounce any post 2000 music they can. Like Weeaboos, nostalgicunts will denounce their own culture (their whole timeline in this case) And will just be complete fags in the comment section who think they know everything about the 80s and the 90s because they found their parent's dusty nirvanna album on the coffee table one day. Nostalgicunts can often be distinguished as kids who wear often what they think is the attire kids wore in the mid to late 90s. They usually will have a Green Day, Nirvana, or Pink Floyd shirt to top it off. You can easily find these asswipes infecting your local record store, and trust me, they are everywhere now and days.

Nostalgicunt: "How can you guys listen to this crapstep electro garbage bullcrap! maybe you should try listening to a nirvanna record some time and you will see real music!"

Youtube Commenter: "Kid, shut the fuck up. No one cares."

by Th3rd July 1, 2015

LatePosting

When you post something on a thread or forum that no one has posted on in over 5 years, either do to the site it's on being dead, or the fact that all of the posters on the thread moved on with life and forgot about it.

Steve (sees post on yahoo answers)
Depressed Girl: Im going to kill my self soon. What should I use?
Steve: NOOOO DONT DO IT!
Steve (sees post was made in 2006)
Steve: Shit.. I was LatePosting again...

by Th3rd August 3, 2015

...

The phrase that consists of no letters at all, yet strikes fear into the hearts of anyone who sees it over instant messaging.

David: Hey Sarah, I was wondering if you maybe wanted to go on a date sometime?

Sarah: ...

David has left the chat room

by Th3rd April 15, 2016

Soap Dick

A: When a guy gets soapy water up his urethra after washing his genital area.

B: When an unlucky guy, uneducated in what and what not to use as lube, attempts to use soap to start whacking it

Soap Dick is commonly caused by the old fashioned bar soap (which should be avoided for washing your genital area AT ALL COSTS) but shampoo and body soap are also possible things that can cause Soap Dick. It causes a horribly painful burning sensation throughout the inside of the head of the penis. Soap Dick usually does not go away until you flush out the soapy water by urination, which is extremely painful, but luckily it doesn't last long.

Soap Dick for men is equivalent to a woman getting Sand-a-Vaganosis

by Th3rd July 10, 2015