When you post something on a thread or forum that no one has posted on in over 5 years, either do to the site it's on being dead, or the fact that all of the posters on the thread moved on with life and forgot about it.
Steve (sees post on yahoo answers)
Depressed Girl: Im going to kill my self soon. What should I use?
Steve: NOOOO DONT DO IT!
Steve (sees post was made in 2006)
Steve: Shit.. I was LatePosting again...
Depressed Girl: Im going to kill my self soon. What should I use?
Steve: NOOOO DONT DO IT!
Steve (sees post was made in 2006)
Steve: Shit.. I was LatePosting again...
by Th3rd July 14, 2015
You will find these strange creatures usually clogging up your local Nike store, Listening to either Pit Bull or Eminem on full volume in the back of the class during a test (usually via wireless Beats), or trying to act cool by inviting your sister to parties. Fuckbois are above and beyond the common douchebag. They are usually from the ages of 12 to 25, and can be found wearing any and all things Nike. They often were hated or outcasted in their early years of school because they were weird or bossy, and now, they want all the attention they can get. They post shirtless selfies of themselves making a "cool" or pouty face with an average of 3-5 instagram filters and tags such as #thuglife or #Swag. They own every Call of Duty that comes out, even if they only play it for about 5 minutes before letting it gather dust next to their Xbox One, which they have also only used to play minecraft and titanfall. Fuckbois are also bitchy and controlling. You will often see fuckbois wearing napkins or duct tape wrapped around their new Air Jordans so they don't get dirty. They will also commonly try to look cool by smoking Vapor Pens or Cigarettes (which they will only puff), and showing an obsession with Weed, even if they've only smoked it once or twice at the most.
To sum up a fuckboi, they are a mix of a Bitch, a Jock and a Wigger.
To sum up a fuckboi, they are a mix of a Bitch, a Jock and a Wigger.
by Th3rd June 14, 2015
Basically someone who is Bi, but due to political correctness SJW bullshit they label themselves/are labeled as "Pan" just so they can be with Transgender people. This is basically saying someone who is Trans is not completely the gender they say they are, which basically contradicts the whole movement that a trans person is 100% the gender they identify as.
Billy is Bi, but since everyone is a politically correct over-sensitive cry baby, he has to identify as a Pansexuality so some tumblr SJWs don't get offended.
by Th3rd October 31, 2015
Senpai means Teacher or Mentor in Japanese. The word is most commonly used by annoying as fuck weeaboos, making many people cringe when said out loud
Japanese School Student: "Good morning Senpai"
Filthy Weeaboo Casual: "NOTICE ME SENPAI NOTICE MEEEE"
(Everyone within a hundred foot radius begins to speed walk in the opposite direction)
Filthy Weeaboo Casual: "NOTICE ME SENPAI NOTICE MEEEE"
(Everyone within a hundred foot radius begins to speed walk in the opposite direction)
by Th3rd July 21, 2015
A site used by multiple generations over the course of 16 years to define the words they don't tell you about in class.
Over the years, the Urban Dictionary has gained a reputation as one of the first and still one of the best websites out there. Thanks to this site, Our younger siblings no longer have to eavesdrop on us.
Over the years, the Urban Dictionary has gained a reputation as one of the first and still one of the best websites out there. Thanks to this site, Our younger siblings no longer have to eavesdrop on us.
by Th3rd July 14, 2015
When you crash at a friends house or vise versa and you start snuggling, or other doing sexual activities, but you both act like you're straight and pretend like nothing happened in the morning.
Essentially a one night stand, but for gay or bisexual people who are too shy to come out of the closet.
Essentially a one night stand, but for gay or bisexual people who are too shy to come out of the closet.
Example 1:
Jacob: "Morning dude"
Carl: "Hey."
Jacob (thinking to himself): "That guy gives the best hand jobs iv'e ever had"
Example 2:
Steve: "So how'd the party go"
John: "Pretty good. I'm almost positive Jacob and Carl were having Closet Sex after they thought I fell asleep though."
Jacob: "Morning dude"
Carl: "Hey."
Jacob (thinking to himself): "That guy gives the best hand jobs iv'e ever had"
Example 2:
Steve: "So how'd the party go"
John: "Pretty good. I'm almost positive Jacob and Carl were having Closet Sex after they thought I fell asleep though."
by Th3rd September 29, 2015
The talking corn kernels from the Despicable Me franchise who make kids laugh, but anyone over the age of 13 want to die in their presence. They have exploded so much through greedy cash grabbing and sponsors such as McDonalds that they have gotten the attention of some very bad corners of the internet, such as Rule 34. Minions are now just one of the few cancers hell bent on destroying the internet community as we know it. There are groups who are opposing this imminent demise, such as the r/minionhate subreddit.
by Th3rd July 12, 2015