Channman's definitions

Beiberagra

A sex drug that shrinks your dick down so small you need Ron Jeremy to be your personal trainer to get your dick back upto size

I feel like you take beiberagra everyday

by Channman March 1, 2017

Ech!

A term used to describe finding something distasteful, ugly, or a general appetite killer.

Ech! What the hell is that?!?!?

by Channman April 19, 2018

Dankride

The Dankride is when a dildo made of memes is shot into a girls anus from a rocket launcher

I would love a Dankride

by Channman March 1, 2017

DRTRN!

DRTRN IS GRTN!

"DRTRN!" He yelled as he kicked the guards face off.

by Channman September 18, 2017

Soapy Dick

You are getting ready to jerk of in the shower and you realise you’re out of lotion and since you’re a lazy fuck you grabbed the axe essence since it was the closest to you. You’re now jerking it and feel a slight burn but you’re dumb enough to ignore it the next morning you wake up to piss and it feels like fire is coming out of your dick hole you then realise your lazy stupid ass has Soapy Dick. And you told someone so they told you to look up this definition and I can see that they were smart.

Look at you you’ve got Soapy Dick you stupid fuck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.

by Channman January 29, 2018

Window hammer

When a glass dildo is put in a woman's vagina and then she has a sledge hammer slammed on her to break it inside

Give her the window hammer

by Channman March 21, 2017

crimson hornet

When a Russian man gets stung in the dick by an Asian giant hornet

"Did you hear of Vlad"

"Yes heard of his experience with the crimson hornet"

by Channman April 1, 2017