15 definitions by Channman
by Channman March 5, 2017
by Channman March 2, 2017
Ech! What the hell is that?!?!?
by Channman September 8, 2017
by Channman March 1, 2017
You are getting ready to jerk of in the shower and you realise you’re out of lotion and since you’re a lazy fuck you grabbed the axe essence since it was the closest to you. You’re now jerking it and feel a slight burn but you’re dumb enough to ignore it the next morning you wake up to piss and it feels like fire is coming out of your dick hole you then realise your lazy stupid ass has Soapy Dick. And you told someone so they told you to look up this definition and I can see that they were smart.
Look at you you’ve got Soapy Dick you stupid fuck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.
by Channman January 29, 2018
A sex drug that shrinks your dick down so small you need Ron Jeremy to be your personal trainer to get your dick back upto size
by Channman March 1, 2017