1 definition by HordesOfBears
a state of depression stemming from a crappy job or lack of one, no significant other, and general lack of self esteem earmarked by copious amounts of shower masturbation.
Guy1: My life sucks, the only highlight of my day is blowing a load in the shower.
Guy2: Sounds like a case of soapy dick syndrome. Better get Dr. Prostitute to take a look at that. Sorry man...
Guy2: Sounds like a case of soapy dick syndrome. Better get Dr. Prostitute to take a look at that. Sorry man...
by HordesOfBears January 30, 2015