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Snotty Dick 

When you giving him a little sucky sucky and you sneeze getting snot all over his dick.
Bro1: Yo fam I was getting a little sucky from Avs and I went to far and she gave me a snotty dick.
Bro2: Ew that's fucking gross as hell man.
Snotty Dick by Sucka McCock October 10, 2016

dicksnot 

The semen that issues forth from the penis during ejaculation. The penis is sneezing,
Jesus, look at the dicksnot all over yourself.
dicksnot by Anonymous February 11, 2003

dicksnot 

Pre-ejaculatory penil secretions. Pre-cum.
I didn't have any tape, so I sealed the envelope with some dicksnot.
dicksnot by Jack Meoff March 7, 2003

dickscott 

Kelmscott; (n)

South-East Metropolitan suburb which accounted for approximately 74% of Australia's Bogan populous of the 90's. Dickscott has since maintained it’s indisputable ability to produce the most repulsive beings. A typical Dickscott civilian is easily recognised by his ratty, wrap around sunglasses, fox hoodie, southern cross tattoo and his weapon of choice - the axe.
4:25pmmatt
jr wants to know what your doing tonight

4:26pmSariah
graffing up shit and shanking cunts

4:27pmmatt
oh okay, so you're in dickscott?

4:28pmSariah
no shit
dickscott by gh3tT0 ch1k April 4, 2010

dicksnot 

dicksnot by gear October 24, 2004

dicksnout 

Like a douchenozzle, but more angry, commonly found in sales positions or at trendy night clubs.
That sales rep is a dicksnout.
dicksnout by Senator S. December 15, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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