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Sealed
1. To close completely and secrely. 2. To fill in or put a protective layer upon.
3. To have no escape.
4. Absolutely.
3. To have no escape.
4. Absolutely.
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Sealed
(Re: urban exploration) Describes an abandoned building or other abandoned site whose owner has secured it by means of barriers, alarms, guards, etc., making it very difficult or risky to try to enter.
Sealed by Pablo Vilas October 15, 2015
Sealed Envelope
An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.
After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.
Sealed Envelope by D.H.G. October 18, 2008
sealed without a kiss
The status of being a virgin, having no sexual intercourse. Sealed referring to having an intact hymen.
sealed without a kiss by A. Definer January 1, 2012
Sealed with a kiss
Sealed with a kiss by Anthony craig March 27, 2021
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.