dicksnout 

Like a douchenozzle, but more angry, commonly found in sales positions or at trendy night clubs.

That sales rep is a dicksnout.

dicksnout by Senator S. December 15, 2008

Dicknotized 

to be obsessed by the amazing powers, excellent use of, and orgasmic potential of a man's dick

Chick: "Damn, girl! Why are you smiling like an idiot?!"
Lady: "OMG! Had the most mind blowing sex last night - this guy has me dicknotized!"

Dicknotized by Word$m!th March 24, 2016

Mr. Dicknotdicked 

The nickname given to a homosexual who brags about being the giver and not the receiver in a relationship.

Also known in the UK as (Mr. Nicknotnicked)

Well if Mr. Dicknotdicked would deal with his heterosexual tendencies, maybe he

would get on bottom and fulfill his side of this poofter relationship.

Mr. Dicknotdicked by Dick Tonium July 28, 2014

Dicknotised 

When a girl gets her first interaction of the D and she is instantly hooked, turning her into a cock crazed whore overnight.

" That Anna saw Johns Dick and now she's fucking Dicknotised

Dicknotised by Tiggs31 November 30, 2014

Dickknot 

A dilemma of unspeakable proportions; a bind that seems inescapable; an impasse; a jam; a problem that seems to defy a satisfactory solution; just a really shitty situation

Charlie got a real dickknot of an assignment at 5:00 on Friday and had to work all weekend.

Guy 1: How's it going man?
Guy 2: Not good! I'm way behind at work and this morning I accidentally took an ambien instead of an adderall!
Guy 1: Oh man, sounds like you're in a serious dickknot there.

Chick 1: Oh shit, it's pouring, I'm wearing a white T-shirt, and I forgot my umbrella
Chick 2: What a dickknot!

Guy 1: oh nooo! I got my weiner all tangled up in these bicycle spokes and now I can't get it out!
Guy 2: Wow, you have quite litereally gotten yourself into an epic dickknot

Dickknot by Sharm Alarm July 20, 2010

Donkey Dicknutz

The fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.

Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."

Donkey Dicknutz by ChirpHerder March 22, 2008

Ducksnuts

Cool, awesome, great

Damn, dude, that new video game is ducksnuts!

Ducksnuts by Kyle Bause April 12, 2008