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Dick Pickin’ 

When a guy plays a guitar with his erect penis. If he can rip a sick blues solo with this method, that’s how you know he’s a keeper.
“I’m the expert Of sweep picking.”

“Yeah, but have you heard of Dick Pickin’?”

“What’s that?”

“Watch and learn, rookie.”
Dick Pickin’ by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019
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dick pickin micken

An irish mob member that sends women or men pictures of their cock and balls.
Oh my god!!...EWwww gross! That dick pickin micken sent me a dick pic wearing a shamrock ☘️ hat!

dick picken 

When a person is on the dance floor moving around like they are picking dicks out of the air
Will someone go tell Dennis to stop dick picken it's embarrassing
dick picken by Dizzle6303 May 3, 2016

Dick Picking 

When the strings of a electric or acoustic guitar or any stringed instrument are picked with the penis
"Hey Johnny! Can you do a dick picking cover of Fire by Jimi Hendrix?"

Dick Picking 

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you
"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."
Dick Picking by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018

dick picking 

Dick picking is the action of playing guitar (picking) with your penis. It can also be referred to as “dong picking” and is not to be confused with dick pics.
hey bro did you go to maroon 69’s last concert?

yeah man i did the dick picking was insane
dick picking by paremi02 November 2, 2021

fudge packin poop dick 

someone who does anal sex then pulls their dick out and it has shit on it; a person with a poopy dick
"Dude, I saw this fag at the mall the other day and he looked like a fudge packin poop dick."
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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