Definitions by camdizzle14
Dirty Quarter
The act of inserting a clean quarter into your partner’s asshole, waiting an hour, and then reaching into the aforementioned anus to retrieve the quarter.
Tom was always the more adventurous one in the group, well known for performing the Dirty Quarter maneuver on his girlfriend on only their second date.
Dirty Quarter by camdizzle14 September 9, 2022
German Juice Box
The act of dispensing all of your piss into your partner’s asshole or vagina, which is followed by pouring 12 cups of sugar into the said spot, which is completed by sticking a bendy straw in the area and drinking the mysterious concoction.
German Juice Box by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019
Dick Pickin’
When a guy plays a guitar with his erect penis. If he can rip a sick blues solo with this method, that’s how you know he’s a keeper.
“I’m the expert Of sweep picking.”
“Yeah, but have you heard of Dick Pickin’?”
“What’s that?”
“Watch and learn, rookie.”
“Yeah, but have you heard of Dick Pickin’?”
“What’s that?”
“Watch and learn, rookie.”
Dick Pickin’ by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019
Michigan Mudslide
The act Of violently shitting on one’s stomach before any type of sexual action, followed by sliding on the person’s stomach head first right onto his or her genitalia. This will then cause a muddy 69, but that’s another story.
Michigan Mudslide by camdizzle14 May 18, 2019
Crispy Dick
The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.
“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”
“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”
“Oh shit”
“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”
“Oh shit”
Crispy Dick by camdizzle14 May 18, 2019
Doink
When you shove your fingers half way some poor fellow's butt hole. Bonus points are added for when they clench up their butt cheeks.
Doink by camdizzle14 May 30, 2016