Dick Nanny

One who lives at a residence and whose sole duty is to pleasure an entire household sexual, free from emotional constraints.

Bryan: "Who is that girl that lives in your house and is blowing you and all of your room mates?"

Toby: "That's Kate, the dick nanny."

Frat Guy 1: "Did you hook up with Sarah last night?"

Frat Guy 2: "Naw, she lives at Kevin's and is a total dick nanny."

Dick Nanny by JATS June 2, 2016

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dick ninny

An utterly foolish and obnoxious person who is so incurably self-righteous in his/her beliefs that he/she will go to any extent to defend them irrespective of whether they are right or grossly wrong.

Look at the dick ninny vegans attacking the BBQ shack.

dick ninny by killerdove December 23, 2015

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Cotton Headed Ninny Dick

Taken from the christmas movie 'Elf'. A 'Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins was one of the lowest forms of insult, it's meant to cause offence. A term adapted to 21st century language.

"God, she's such a COTTON HEADED NINNY DICK"

Cotton Headed Ninny Dick by Jojo92 December 15, 2011

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Suck my dick and call me nancy!

A phrase used to show suprise, or disbelief. Substitute for woah or wow

"Dude I'm down at time square, where are you"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"

Suck my dick and call me nancy! by Jimi, The King August 16, 2009