dicknancy
dicknancy by chizled your dad 77 February 4, 2009
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dicknancy • Dicknance • Dick Nanny • dicknanigans • dickanany • Dickhance • Dickmany • dicknacious • dicknana • dicknanagins
dicknanagins
Any shenanigans involving the penis. Purposely space docking your lover, flicking your buddy in the nuts, wrapping your balls around your dick and screaming "look babe/dude, it's a hot dog!" Ect.
Example:
Did you see Steve in the locker room today? He was up to all sorts or dicknanagins.
My boyfriend and I were fucking last night, he space-docked me 3 times and I know he was doing it on purpose. I am so sick of his dicknanagins!
Example:
Did you see Steve in the locker room today? He was up to all sorts or dicknanagins.
My boyfriend and I were fucking last night, he space-docked me 3 times and I know he was doing it on purpose. I am so sick of his dicknanagins!
Did you see Steve in the locker room today? He was up to all sorts or dicknanagins.
My boyfriend and I were fucking last night, he space-docked me 3 times and I know he was doing it on purpose. I am so sick of his dicknanagins!
My boyfriend and I were fucking last night, he space-docked me 3 times and I know he was doing it on purpose. I am so sick of his dicknanagins!
dicknanagins by Josie Stalin January 13, 2015
Dicknance
A sex financing term used by whores who desperately need dick and are willing to take on some fuck debt. There are lots of women whose standards are so high they never get any. This is when they'll need to seek a dick loan from their local Dicknancer. This type of sex debt usually involves a contract that allows the Dicknancer to pretty much do whatever he pleases for the length of the Fuckgage. However, these deals can be risky and lead to a woman going Fuckrupt, in which they'll be hard pressed to get any kind of sex, even from the ugliest of men.
Amanda : I haven't been able to get fucked by a hot guy in forever. I'm not the kind of girl that can just settle, I need it all, and most of all sex with a hot guy.
Susan: Sounds like you need a Fuckgage. I can give you the number of a Dicknance Officer I know who gives out some pretty decent dicknancing. He says he can get just about any kind of woman dicknanced, and the terms are pretty reasonable if I remember correctly.
Amanda : As long as I can get fucked great for at least a week I'm down for anything.
2 years later after Amanda is Fuckrupt with 2 kids
Amanda *sobbing* : Why won't anybody be with me anymore?
Susan: Sounds like you need a Fuckgage. I can give you the number of a Dicknance Officer I know who gives out some pretty decent dicknancing. He says he can get just about any kind of woman dicknanced, and the terms are pretty reasonable if I remember correctly.
Amanda : As long as I can get fucked great for at least a week I'm down for anything.
2 years later after Amanda is Fuckrupt with 2 kids
Amanda *sobbing* : Why won't anybody be with me anymore?
Dicknance by Dicknancer November 27, 2018
Dickhance
When you want to enhance something with dicks. Example: You are watching a movie/tv show but there are no dicks in it. You would want to "dickhance" that. Usually said over and over again out of frustration when movies/tv shows choose to show female anatomy over male anatomy.
See "enhance" used in Bladerunner for a better understanding.
See "enhance" used in Bladerunner for a better understanding.
dickhance..... DICKHANCE... DICKHANCE!!!!!! Why arn't there ever any dicks in movies or TV.. ARGHHHHHH!!!!!
Dickhance by Sleepallday August 24, 2017
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