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Dickmann 

Is a complete and total idiot that no one likes and will become a pedo
Look at that dickmann over there, what a pedo
Dickmann by Legend10112 October 28, 2011

dicknana 

Hey, look at Bokaty, she's got a huge dicknana, it's so curvy and yellow.
dicknana by darkxsun December 9, 2008

Dick Nanny 

One who lives at a residence and whose sole duty is to pleasure an entire household sexual, free from emotional constraints.
Bryan: "Who is that girl that lives in your house and is blowing you and all of your room mates?"

Toby: "That's Kate, the dick nanny."

Frat Guy 1: "Did you hook up with Sarah last night?"

Frat Guy 2: "Naw, she lives at Kevin's and is a total dick nanny."
Dick Nanny by JATS June 2, 2016

dicknanagins 

Any shenanigans involving the penis. Purposely space docking your lover, flicking your buddy in the nuts, wrapping your balls around your dick and screaming "look babe/dude, it's a hot dog!" Ect.

Example:
Did you see Steve in the locker room today? He was up to all sorts or dicknanagins.

My boyfriend and I were fucking last night, he space-docked me 3 times and I know he was doing it on purpose. I am so sick of his dicknanagins!
Did you see Steve in the locker room today? He was up to all sorts or dicknanagins.

My boyfriend and I were fucking last night, he space-docked me 3 times and I know he was doing it on purpose. I am so sick of his dicknanagins!
dicknanagins by Josie Stalin January 13, 2015

Dicknance 

A sex financing term used by whores who desperately need dick and are willing to take on some fuck debt. There are lots of women whose standards are so high they never get any. This is when they'll need to seek a dick loan from their local Dicknancer. This type of sex debt usually involves a contract that allows the Dicknancer to pretty much do whatever he pleases for the length of the Fuckgage. However, these deals can be risky and lead to a woman going Fuckrupt, in which they'll be hard pressed to get any kind of sex, even from the ugliest of men.
Amanda : I haven't been able to get fucked by a hot guy in forever. I'm not the kind of girl that can just settle, I need it all, and most of all sex with a hot guy.

Susan: Sounds like you need a Fuckgage. I can give you the number of a Dicknance Officer I know who gives out some pretty decent dicknancing. He says he can get just about any kind of woman dicknanced, and the terms are pretty reasonable if I remember correctly.

Amanda : As long as I can get fucked great for at least a week I'm down for anything.

2 years later after Amanda is Fuckrupt with 2 kids

Amanda *sobbing* : Why won't anybody be with me anymore?
Dicknance by Dicknancer November 27, 2018

Dickanne 

Dickanne is a very short and annoying character, basically a dwarf.
Person 1: Is that Dickanne?
Person 2: where?
Person 1: Look down
Person 2: There they are
Dickanne by CrimsonRedux January 27, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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