When a girl purposely gets your hopes up that you will be scoring sometime soon, but then lets you down.
by Dylan Paros June 24, 2007
by That Amish Guy June 24, 2003
Nathan knew how much feminists hate men when Jane msade a few quick twists of her pelvis while he was deep inside her and gave him a broken dick.
by urban pervert June 25, 2003
The Blues. A common phrase which its origin is in the Hebrew language. Meaning, you are in a state of sadness resulting of bad experience,dark future, life in general etc.
Note:Used by both sexes. Usually used with initials.
Note:Used by both sexes. Usually used with initials.
He: Are you coming to see a movie with us?
Me: No, I think I'll stay at home, I have a broken dick since my girlfriend left me.
Me: No, I think I'll stay at home, I have a broken dick since my girlfriend left me.
by Jones100 August 08, 2005
A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.
A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.
A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.
Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”
by nickurbandic July 04, 2021
When the vessels that provide blood to the dick are injured due to vigorous thrusting of female genitalia. The dick may slip out and the trajectory of the dick may cause the dick to hit the buttocks causing the dick to bend at an angle less than 80 degrees. This may come with a snapping sound.
Matt was deep dicking his wife when he slipped out and slammed into his wife’s buttocks, bending his dick, and ultimately acquiring broken dick syndrome (BDS)
by BDSExpert September 24, 2018
An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
by J.B Bravo June 20, 2022