ripe

Ready to fuck. Typically applies to girls who just turn 18.

When Helen became ripe on her birthday, she knew what to do.

by urban pervert March 30, 2003

push up

What you do when you are on top of a woman. A very relaxing excercise indeed.

I did some pushups on Suzanne and she enjoyed the workout too.

by urban pervert August 22, 2003

thirsty bitch

A cock whore. A girl who will suck your dick till blood comes out.

The thirsty bitch crammed two cocks in her mouth and swallowed the cum.

by urban pervert March 29, 2003

wound

Slang term for vagina.

She spread her legs wide and asked me to lick her big, gaping wound below her mound of hair.

by urban pervert April 10, 2003

camel toe

When the woman's pants are so tight you can see how big her pussy is. Something that's worth staring at besides her tits.

Sorority girls have the biggest camel toes. :`D

by urban pervert February 25, 2003

jizm

semen. The stuff that comes out of your penis during a cum shot.

Britney Spears was found unconscious and covered with jizm all over her naked body.

by urban pervert February 18, 2003

Blonde Pie

The best pie you'll ever eat.

by urban pervert March 18, 2003