DevOps 

When developers and operations get together to drink beer and color on whiteboards to avoid drama in the War Room.

Also a buzzword for recruiters to use to promote overpaid dev or ops jobs.

A: "Where are Steve and Greg?"

B: "Their team is 'DevOps' so they went to the pub to talk about the latest outage."

DevOps by ITbuzzwords February 20, 2013

DevOps 

The Super Mario of your Internets.

> Call DevOps. Our princess is down.
> Passed out from the maintenance.

DevOps by abitrolly October 15, 2021

Devops 

Second rate developers who deploy software and look in log files.

I can't program so I joined devops

Devops by Johnson38392 August 20, 2018

DevOps Bae 

When you are doing your AWS thing with a bit of sprinkle.

EMJ is a total DevOps Bae and everyone on Zoom knows it.

DevOps Bae by #e91e63 March 12, 2021

Betsy DeVos 

The opposite of everything good about this world. An illiterate, homophobic, dried-up excuse for life with enough of daddy's money to hold the highest possible position of power in Trump's world of education.

People of Alaska: Thank god! The grizzly bear problem is finally solved. Trump must be genius for picking Betsy Devos.

Trump supporters: Let's take the power out of the few in Washington. Let's elect Betsy Devos, a dried up 1% billionaire who doesn't know the difference between proficiency vs. growth and yes vs. no.

Betsy DeVos by AggressiveExile February 7, 2017

devosified 

Colbert used this to describe Donald Trump's confusion about some facts. I believe it means to "dumb down".

See Colbert Donald Trump Wows at First Press Conference.

"Wait, you think 306 is larger than 365? Wow, Betsy DeVos works quick. That's called the DeVos Effect. You got DeVosified." Stephen Colbert, 2/16/2017

devosified by Dont Rump February 18, 2017

devoslution 

The backward evolution of the educational system in the United States of America. Devoslution is anti-science and pro-pinhead.

My daughter thinks the world is flat because of devoslution.
Through devoslution my children now believe they were hatched from eggs.

devoslution by the real karen eliot February 8, 2017