Short for awesome. Carries a much greater connotation than awesome. When used in a written sentence, the entire sentence must be typed in all capitals with an exclamation mark at the end. When spoken, the sentence must be spoken with loudness and forcefulness. When using the word, it is perfectly acceptable to place the f-word in front of it.
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Angry Wife Syndrome - The common habit that all married women develop. A tactic used by wives for centuries to intimidate their husbands into getting their way. Also used to deny husbands of any fun.
Man! Poor K-Taur couldn't come out drinking cuz he was afraid of a ration of AWS.
by Mr. Creosote January 28, 2005
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~often used in a guy code context in order to ascertain just how mad the other dudes girlfriend/wife has become. Angry Woman Situation. It can be simply answered with a single number in a pinch.

Rod- "AWS?"
Dave- "8, stay away for a month."
Rod- "Roger that"
Rod- "AWS?"
Dave- "8, stay away for a month."
Rod- "Roger that"
by HotROD June 8, 2014
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also known as Accute Wigger Syndrome. this disease attacks the caucasian glands and spreads the african gene till the person becomes that wich all whites fear most, the wigger, displaying many characteristics of the common black, such as obsession of shoes, cars and "big booty bitches". uses language including "homie", "hoe", "dog", and "err force ones". it is quite hard to cure and is contagious.
"john just contracted AWS"
"aw, that sucks"
by jim May 9, 2005
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"Im so ugly" ( tell me im hawt cause i have aws)
by psycho. January 2, 2015
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(Abbr. for Angry Workers Syndrome.) The feeling of extreme anger and rage at all the slackers of the world (i.e. everyone except you and your crew). Comes with heightened powers perception and insight, especially as to whether someone is actually working or just standing around and faking it. Extreme cases can occur when the worker is listening to certain Michael Jackson songs. The only know cure for AWS is two entire pizzas for each worker, watching "The Shawshank Redemption", Henry Weinhard's root beer, and solitude away from all of those fricken slackers!
All I want to say is that they don't really care about us!
by stevie September 19, 2003
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Automatic Warning System. Device used in locomotives of the British Railways network in the early 1950s. Worked by permanent and electromagnets, it sounds a bell in the cab if the signal is green (or semaphore distant signal clear) and a horn if the signal is double yellow, single yellow, or red (or semaphore distant signal at caution).

When the horn sounds, the driver has about 3 seconds to press the cancelling button or the brakes will apply.

Newer versions of the system are now in operation (ATP and TPWS) but the principle is much the same and helps to prevent a SPAD. (Signal passed at danger).
This line had AWS equipment fitted 48 years ago and it is still in use today.
by Kev in hants September 6, 2007
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