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Devonstated

The state of overwhelming shock or grief upon the realisation that you are not in possession of Devon (sausage).
Went to the fridge busting for a cheeky slice of devon after school only to realise Mum got me twiggy sticks instead. Feeling pretty fucking devonstated.
by Cbizzzle August 29, 2022
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Devonstated

- Typically relating to harsh and indirect revenge of one female towards another.

1. How a girl feels after she has had her relationship ruined when her boyfriend cheated on her with the girl that she was continually mean to with no provocation.

2. Typically defining a very calculated revenge directed to a another that has pissed you off severely by the total devastation of their relationship, which was unrelated to the original offense.
Girl A was constantly cruel to girl B, who, in turn slept with girl A's boyfriend as an act of revenge. After making sure girl A was thoroughly devonstated by the loss of the relationship, girl B quickly dumped him, as she had no real interest in him in the first place.
by bitchesizcrazy February 6, 2010
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devestated

A misspelling (and bizarre pronunciation) of "devastated."
by Anonymous May 8, 2003
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devastated salmon

A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex
by Knob gagger May 23, 2019
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devastated

1. The state of being totally owned, as in a sport or video game.

2. Destroyed

3. Impacted heavily in terms of emotion or mental state.
1. Ohhh, you got devastated!

2. "Ohhh, NYC got devastated!" -Osama Bin Laden

3. Susy was devastated when I murdered her cat with a chainsaw.
by Eric December 2, 2003
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DeVostated

The feeling one has when they go to report a sexual assault to learn section seven has been annulled under Betsy DeVos and the Trump Reich.
girl: I went to the counselor to talk about what happened this weekend, with those men.

Friend: what happened?

Girl: nothing, they told me there was nothing I could do, because the proper procedures have been removed... I was DeVostated. The US school system is fucked under Betsy DeVos.
by joeisashitname September 8, 2017
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Devestated

She devestated me and took off my bow-tie before she took off my pants, and devastated me with her lips.
by W. Edward Crasher August 26, 2010
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