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DeVostated 

The feeling one has when they go to report a sexual assault to learn section seven has been annulled under Betsy DeVos and the Trump Reich.
girl: I went to the counselor to talk about what happened this weekend, with those men.

Friend: what happened?

Girl: nothing, they told me there was nothing I could do, because the proper procedures have been removed... I was DeVostated. The US school system is fucked under Betsy DeVos.
DeVostated by joeisashitname September 8, 2017
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DeVostated 

That sinking feeling you get when you realize institutions of higher education are returning to a primarily academic mission, and extraneous regulations meant to engineer radical progressive social policy are being stripped away, leaving you to make, and be responsible for, your own decisions.
Now that insert college name here has been DeVostated, I guess I'll have to think twice before I drink myself half blind and get passed around like a bottle of Fireball at this weekend's Frat parties.
DeVostated by TANSTAAFL1 October 23, 2017

dedotated wam 

dedotated WAM
what's the wecomended amount of dedotated wam i should have to a server?
dedotated wam by 1Head June 4, 2019

devestated 

A misspelling (and bizarre pronunciation) of "devastated."
devestated by Anonymous May 8, 2003

devastated salmon 

A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex

Bevostated 

A state of extreme inhebriation usually resulting in a good night and a headache.
Someone: Did you go out last night?

Someone else: Yer, got pyar bevostated lidda
Bevostated by Jimmyjazzjimbo November 8, 2008

devastated 

1. The state of being totally owned, as in a sport or video game.

2. Destroyed

3. Impacted heavily in terms of emotion or mental state.
1. Ohhh, you got devastated!

2. "Ohhh, NYC got devastated!" -Osama Bin Laden

3. Susy was devastated when I murdered her cat with a chainsaw.
devastated by Eric December 2, 2003