devoslution 

The backward evolution of the educational system in the United States of America. Devoslution is anti-science and pro-pinhead.

My daughter thinks the world is flat because of devoslution.
Through devoslution my children now believe they were hatched from eggs.

devoslution by the real karen eliot February 8, 2017

devolution

The act of reverse evolution. This word has been coined by the band "Devo". Devolution is a process which mankind is permanently engaged in, and is irreversable. There's nothing one can do about it, so enjoy the ride.

The "election" of George W. Bush is proof of devolution.

devolution by Rich Anderson December 17, 2003

Devilution 

An evolution of an evening whereby events spiral to a level where good people do bad things, usually regretted the next day, and generally inspired by one person being the group devil who likes to reak havoc.

There is a random probability that an evening ends this way, 50/50 usually determined on a toss of a coin or which way the wind blows.

Therefore Devilution is the random probability of good being evil and evil being good. Usually determined by a toss of a coin or which way the wind blows.

In a world where there are only two kinds of people, Devils and Saints a classic devilution of an evening is a Saint behaving like a Devil or vice versa. More than likely there is alcohol involved and events can be more pronounced on evenings such as Rapture where the pending end of the world determines the coin toss, on nights such as this there is a direct correlation between devilution and apocalyptic sex.
There is always a 50/50 chance of a Devilution not occurring, this ratio is determined by the toss of a coin.
When one wakes the next day they use hopium to convince themselves they haven't done anything bad.
Events are more pronounced if there is a hotness hypnosis situation occurring between two parties.

Devilution by Devil72 October 31, 2011

devolution

The act of evolving, just backwards.

apple came out with some sort of strap for airpods.. now that my friends, is devolution.

devolution by Udjwkdjsks May 8, 2020

Desolution 

A word alteration of desolation - means not only despair,despondency and melancholy,but also that such despair has no solution - hence,de-solution.
Hence a desolation that will remain the same.Goddamit.

“Doth desolution marks thy heart too,love?”

Desolution by BlackSnakeMoans December 4, 2018

Devolution

The act of evolving away from the stigma of the world and into your own person.

With all the pressure in the world to follow the main stream, it’s a great reminder that we are all unique and our own person.

The biggest thing to remember is to always spread kindness and acceptance during your time of chance. Be the person you wish you had in your time of need.

Becoming your self and being happier with yourself creates a little more happiness in the world. And that happiness is spread one more person at a time.

Happiness one soul at a time.

“I will be joining the devolution movement.”
“Have you seen Aeir’s Devolution?”

Devolution by Æir April 15, 2019

Devolution

Also known as backward evolution, it's phenomenon and biological theory proposed first by scientists and evolutionary biologists in the 18th century that was ultimately deemed as scientifically impossible, but then it turned out that it was possible and if you want to experience devolution in real time, look no further than (most of) Gen Z, Liberals and Tiktok.

son: what is evolution dad?
dad: it's the change of characteristics of live species to adapt into environments son, it says that animals come from other animals.
son: so wait, if species can evolve forwards, can they evolve backwards?
dad: absolutely son, as you can witness those girls filming themselves dancing in front of a camera to a song about
rape and violence, or those people over there that are in an animal costume and pretending to bark, or maybe those people that yell that they can't breathe because the police killed an actual criminal? or quite possibly those young girls over there talking to a camera about some pay-gap even and women need to be paid the same as men even though she is working from computer on a desk and drinking starbucks and doing nothing about it? that's called devolution son, i hope you learned something valuable today.
son: thanks dad!

Devolution by Pajcho November 1, 2023