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ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

Delectable 

Awesome in taste, Suculant in flavor to have no other greater joy while eating.
This Strawberry Cheesecake is delectable, the best I have ever had.
Delectable by panachefull one December 19, 2008

Small delectable victories 

When you do something that is relatively useless but seems like a victory at the time, and you relish in its glory until you realise its lack of worth. In most instances, they are followed by the phrase "wait a minute... that didn't accomplish anything."
Billy and bobby were fighting. Bobby won the logic fight, but this small dilectable victory immediately vanished when bobby handed him a shifty shenk with a plastic missle.

delectable 

This word has several meanings. I'll elaborate.

1. It most often means pleasing to the taste. As in, 'Wow, honey. This meat loaf is positively delectable!' Sometimes this is shortened to simply 'Delect.' The meaning stays the same. As in, 'Wow, Michelle! These cookies are delect!'

2. Delectable can also mean very good, cool, awesome, sweet, kickass, sick, groovy, etc etc. Basically, an expression of goodness. Example. Trey:'Dude, Vire, I just pwned some noobs!' Vire:'Delectable!' Also, this can, and is often used in a sarcastic way. For example... Ryan:'Hah, dude. I just kicked your ass.' JL:'Delect, Ry.'
1. 'This seaweed salad is absoloutely delectable, Michelle!' 'Dude, your dad makes a delect fondu.' 'I don't know what I would do without my delectable energy drinks..'

2. 'You look positively delectable this evening, dudette.' 'This rocket launcher is fuckin' delect, man!' 'Delectable ride, bro.'
delectable by Jean-Luc B AKA Vire January 24, 2006

delectable 

1. Greatly pleasing to the tastes

2. A player in the online 2d spaceship game, Continuum; Real name: Brad Williams; Notorious for being banned (and evading bans) for repeatedly cheating and offending staff in the zone, SSCU Trench Wars; One-time TWLB Champion as "rushed" on the squad Light; has also led several Subspace squads, most notably Task, Drastic, Divine, and Value
My taste buds enjoyed the delectable sandwich.

Delectable (3) was killed by: Mattey
delectable by Justin Sane July 27, 2004

Delectable 

When something is delicious so, so, so, delicious That it's actually not delicious and it's now delectable
big sis- here
lil sis- what's this?
big sis- a frapuccino
lil sis- *takes a sip
Lil sis-...
big sis-...
lil sis- Delectable.
Delectable by The big Gæ boi February 5, 2019
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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