dessertable

A food item or combination thereof suitable for enjoying after a meal.

That peanut buster parfait is dessertable!

by Caveman111 December 27, 2011

Dessert

Desserts are women that are wifey material. Snacks are side chicks, meals are girlfriends. And desserts are wifey. It’s what you get when you’ve earned it.

I’m not a snack or a meal, I’m dessert!

by Littlemeagan November 3, 2018

Desserting

Being a fatty and eating a lot of desert.
Eating desert

Sam was desserting with half a bucket of icecream. That disgusting bastard.

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011

dessert

Lickable Vagina

I ate my dinner and I'm ready for dessert

by Pyschx February 7, 2018

dessert

the consummation of a fully satiating one-time-only date; i.e., dinner...sex

The night was almost complete, all it needed was little dessert upstairs.

by tomshray August 4, 2009

dessert

If one says that they want to 'buy you a dessert', they're insinuating sexual (usually female on female) interest.

"Oh Lisa! Won't you buy me a dessert?"
"Of course Sarah!"

by francaiseviolon May 12, 2009

dessert

1. The fourth "meal" of the day following breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

2. The excuse for obese to cram their faces with sweets that will later cause them to look in the mirror and ask themselves, "Why am I so fat?"

3. A catalyst for entropy (Inevitable and steady deterioration of a system or society).

1. That dessert was bomb diggity. Fuck Taco Bell's fourth meal.

2. Damn you chocolately brownie explosion!

3. That McFlurry killed Grandpa!

by Swandizzle March 25, 2008