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desparity 

A heavily butchered version of "despair". It is not to be confused with "disparity", despite matching that word more closely in spelling.
Mike: "I am going to have a desparity attack if I don't do well on the test"
Bob: "what"
desparity by craftablescience July 3, 2021
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Desparity 

A YouTuber who uploads very rarely, and who should probably delete his channel, however he is all called "Disintigrate" most of the time.
"Hey, Desparity how's it going?
Desparity by Desparity May 14, 2018

despacito 2

New song with Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee, with guest appearances from Shrek, Smashmouth, Childish Gambino, Love Live and many others. Created my NASA
despacito 2 by shoot nugget June 9, 2018

Despacito spider 

A spider that can cause destruction to worlds. It is mainly composed of a pill, the top being yellow and the bottom being red, six spider legs, and a large smile. It can cast a spell of utter obliteration: Yeetus yeetus, commit self deletus!
I saw a despacito spider murder somebody while saying "Please commit agonizing actions of engaging in commitment in engaging commit commitment of the dying one."
Despacito spider by Veridicule December 26, 2018

this is so sad alexa play despacito 

When something tragic happens for someone else but no one else cares.
"I might lose everything because of tanacon"
"ugh this is so sad alexa play despacito"

despacito 3 

new song by luis fonsi and daddy yankee with guest appearances of shrek, ali-a, adolf hitler, spongebob and gru
a sequel of despacito 2
i fucking love despacito 3
despacito 3 by massive willy July 8, 2018

despacito 69 

A song created by drake and ninja in fortnite
Hey, have you heard despacito 69 yet?
despacito 69 by Aydenator331 June 15, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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