Desanti 

Desanti is a beautiful woman. Not just looks but beautiful from the inside out. The type of woman, that when she talks, you get lost in her words. She’s also so smart. She’ll say things that make you think. She has the cutest laugh/giggle that is contagious. She’s wise beyond her years and her presence is addicting. She is selfless and would do anything for her friends, if she considers you a friend, you’re lucky. If you meet a Desanti wife her up. She’s sweeter than honey. She’s humble as can be.

Wat! You see that baddie Desanti!

Desanti by Papi chulooooo November 22, 2021

anti-DeSanti

Anti-DeSanti are the political adversaries of Florida governor Ron DeSantis. They hope to smirch and smear him up before the '24 presidential election.

The anti-DeSanti at the Herald never published a correction.

anti-DeSanti by Hugo de Naranja August 28, 2021

DeSantis 

The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.

1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.

Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.

DeSantis by states_the_obvious July 12, 2023

DESANTIS 

Variation of ~ (DESATAN or BITCHSANTIS)

Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.

My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"

Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"

DESANTIS by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021

DeSantis curious 

DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.

The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.

Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.

I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.

DeSantis curious by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023

Ron Desantis 

Governor of Florida. Possible republican candidate for presidency. Has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

Ron Desantis is running for president. He has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

Ron Desantis by DMJohnson May 21, 2023

Ron Desantis 

Some guy trying to make Florida as unlivable as possible while appealing to his elderly conservative demographic by using big scary words and then ranting about minorities. He throws the word groomer around because the youngins were using it then turns to people like Matt Gaetz who looks like Woody from Toy Story then both go on Fox News and rant about minorities and liberals. He tries to be a mini me Trump but at least trump was funny and likable in ways.

“Ron Desantis should be president”
“Why?”
“Because he is for freedom”
“You mean freedom for a certain group and no one else in general.”

Ron Desantis by JX200 May 17, 2022