DeSantiSimp

An adjective describing a beta-level conservative who cannot look past any other option than Ron Desantis.

People this devoted to one person typically have no hope of ever thinking critically, and are referred to as simps in common English.

Sam: Bro fuck Trump he's running again for 2024! Why can't DeSantis just be President and all our problems will be solved!

Bob: Shut up DeSantiSimp.

by JeffarryLounder November 16, 2022

Desantisize

The ultimate goal of having the crooked Governor of Florida removed from his comfy chair in Tallahassee.

Hey, any big plans for 2022?

Yes, I’d like to Desantisize Florida!
That would be great!!

by Sonicbo0mz November 11, 2020

DeSantisizeFlorida

Sanitzing Florida from a destructive spreader of Covid.

It is time for Florida residents to organize a plan to DeSantisizeFlorida their state from a human virus.

by anonymous August 27, 2021

DeSantisizeFlorida

Sterilze Florida from the virus call DeSantis

It is time for the residents of Florida to DeSantisizeFlorida before the DeSantis virus kills them all.

by anonymous August 27, 2021

Ron Desantising

The act of praying to Satan, saluting to Hitler, sacrificing innocent children to a life of underpaid labor, and sucking corporates chocolate pudding covered dick while bobbling your head around.

“Met this goth chick at a bar. Thought I’d give her a shot until I caught her Ron Desantising.”

by TXH1995 May 23, 2024