DeSantiSimp

An adjective describing a beta-level conservative who cannot look past any other option than Ron Desantis.

People this devoted to one person typically have no hope of ever thinking critically, and are referred to as simps in common English.

Sam: Bro fuck Trump he's running again for 2024! Why can't DeSantis just be President and all our problems will be solved!

Bob: Shut up DeSantiSimp.

DeSantiSimp by JeffarryLounder November 16, 2022

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Desantisize

The ultimate goal of having the crooked Governor of Florida removed from his comfy chair in Tallahassee.

Hey, any big plans for 2022?

Yes, I’d like to Desantisize Florida!
That would be great!!

Desantisize by Sonicbo0mz November 11, 2020

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DeSantiSimp • DeSantisizeFlorida • Desantisize • Ron Desantising

DeSantisizeFlorida

Sanitzing Florida from a destructive spreader of Covid.

It is time for Florida residents to organize a plan to DeSantisizeFlorida their state from a human virus.

DeSantisizeFlorida by anonymous August 27, 2021

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DeSantisizeFlorida

Sterilze Florida from the virus call DeSantis

It is time for the residents of Florida to DeSantisizeFlorida before the DeSantis virus kills them all.

DeSantisizeFlorida by anonymous August 27, 2021

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Ron Desantising

The act of praying to Satan, saluting to Hitler, sacrificing innocent children to a life of underpaid labor, and sucking corporates chocolate pudding covered dick while bobbling your head around.

“Met this goth chick at a bar. Thought I’d give her a shot until I caught her Ron Desantising.”

Ron Desantising by TXH1995 May 23, 2024

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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