DeSantiSimp

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An adjective describing a beta-level conservative who cannot look past any other option than Ron Desantis.

People this devoted to one person typically have no hope of ever thinking critically, and are referred to as simps in common English.

Sam: Bro fuck Trump he's running again for 2024! Why can't DeSantis just be President and all our problems will be solved!

Bob: Shut up DeSantiSimp.

DeSantiSimp by JeffarryLounder November 16, 2022

Words you can keep

Desantisize

The ultimate goal of having the crooked Governor of Florida removed from his comfy chair in Tallahassee.

Hey, any big plans for 2022?

Yes, I’d like to Desantisize Florida!
That would be great!!

Desantisize by Sonicbo0mz November 11, 2020

Related Words

DeSantiSimp • DeSantisizeFlorida • Desantisize • Ron Desantising

DeSantisizeFlorida

Sanitzing Florida from a destructive spreader of Covid.

It is time for Florida residents to organize a plan to DeSantisizeFlorida their state from a human virus.

DeSantisizeFlorida by anonymous August 27, 2021

DeSantisizeFlorida

Sterilze Florida from the virus call DeSantis

It is time for the residents of Florida to DeSantisizeFlorida before the DeSantis virus kills them all.

DeSantisizeFlorida by anonymous August 27, 2021

Ron Desantising

The act of praying to Satan, saluting to Hitler, sacrificing innocent children to a life of underpaid labor, and sucking corporates chocolate pudding covered dick while bobbling your head around.

“Met this goth chick at a bar. Thought I’d give her a shot until I caught her Ron Desantising.”

Ron Desantising by TXH1995 May 23, 2024

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026