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Desantisize

The ultimate goal of having the crooked Governor of Florida removed from his comfy chair in Tallahassee.
Hey, any big plans for 2022?

Yes, I’d like to Desantisize Florida!
That would be great!!
by Sonicbo0mz November 11, 2020
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desanitize

To make unsanitary in grand fashion. Especially in cases when cleaning and sanitation has just occurred.
I just bleached the entire bathroom and then unexpected explosive diarrhea struck standing up, causing me to desanitize the entire room.
by Shouldveshatthebed December 29, 2016
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DeSantiSimp

An adjective describing a beta-level conservative who cannot look past any other option than Ron Desantis.

People this devoted to one person typically have no hope of ever thinking critically, and are referred to as simps in common English.
Sam: Bro fuck Trump he's running again for 2024! Why can't DeSantis just be President and all our problems will be solved!

Bob: Shut up DeSantiSimp.
by JeffarryLounder November 16, 2022
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DeSanticide

Cause of COVID deaths in Florida
The next "Great White Dope" Ron DeathSantis has been killing citizens of the Sunshine State with flagrant-COVID negligence, and Tampa resident Pamela-Jo has HAD it. "My grandma got COVID and passed away because her nursing-home staff refused to get vaxxed. Cause of her death: DeSanticide"
by Uncle Joosie January 15, 2022
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DeSantisizeFlorida

Sanitzing Florida from a destructive spreader of Covid.
It is time for Florida residents to organize a plan to DeSantisizeFlorida their state from a human virus.
by anonymous August 27, 2021
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DeSantisizeFlorida

Sterilze Florida from the virus call DeSantis
It is time for the residents of Florida to DeSantisizeFlorida before the DeSantis virus kills them all.
by anonymous August 27, 2021
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Ron Desantising

The act of praying to Satan, saluting to Hitler, sacrificing innocent children to a life of underpaid labor, and sucking corporates chocolate pudding covered dick while bobbling your head around.
“Met this goth chick at a bar. Thought I’d give her a shot until I caught her Ron Desantising.”
by TXH1995 May 23, 2024
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