Deptitude 

n) one's level of deepness in thought.

v) to repeatedly beat someone or something with a hammer.

Example as a noun: Deepness is defined by ones.... deptitude.

Example as a verb: Boy, I'm going to to deptitude this stupid rusty nail.

Deptitude by crazy1:00amguy July 8, 2010

Derptitude 

The overwhelming propensity for being a complete and total derp.

Hey, have you seen Zombie's latest post? His level of derptitude is off the fuckin' charts!

Zombie's complete and utter fail at life is directly proportional to his derptitude.

Derptitude by Bigstugots October 27, 2010

destitute seamstress 

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female

Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans

destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016

Reptitude

1) When lifting weight, the act of adding on more weight and doing more reps than you thought you could do with the original amount of weight; maximum exertion.

2) An overall way of life which one goes above and beyond personal expectations.

*Origins: formed from the words repetitions and attitude, reptitude is a personal mind set focused on consistently outperforming expectations. While its origins are in the gym, reptitude has become a way of life for many outside as well.

Other forms: Reptitudical

1) He called me out on the triceps machine so I put on more weight and did more reps than I ever thought I could - REPTITUDE!!!

2) Everyone told him he'd never be able to do it, and he did, twice as fast as he ever though he'd be able to - REPTITUDE!!!

3) That dude was getting REPTITUDICAL in the gym today - REPTITUDICAL!!!

Reptitude by GetHuge315 March 14, 2011

destitute

Without, sans, Lacking.

The conotative definition of destitute is without money.

destitute by Larstait November 14, 2003

Dick Destitute 

Dick destitution is any period of time over three months where a man doesn't 'get it in.' Also known as 'period of dryness.'

Guy 1: "Man this sucks."

Guy 2: "What is it?"

Guy 1: "I'm so dick destitute I'm going insane."

Guy 2: "Here's 20 bucks."

Dick Destitute by DaffyGKH August 11, 2013

Destitude 

A wombo combo of Destiny and Attitude. You must have the right attitude to control your destiny.

If one has destitude they have the key to unlocking the vast universe.

Destitude by Stock Talk October 28, 2014