derptidude

DERPTIDUDE, noun. Punning portmanteau meaning:
(1) intellectually deprived, morally depraved broflake, a dude with attitude so solipsistically self-serving, justifying, discriminatory, and obnoxious it's turpitude (depravity; wickedness), who espouses ideas and engages in behavior so stupid and inane -- derp!!

(2) the state of being such.

Derptidude says Hurricanes Harvey and Irma have nothing to do with climate change, which is a hoax funded by the Chinese and a climate science industrial complex conspiracy, but are God's warning that unless America repents repealing His divine orders regarding gender identity, gay marriage and homosexuality, He will destroy US and the world with flooding again... despite His covenant with Noah never to do so again.

derptidude by IckityAcketyOok September 14, 2017

Derptitude 

The overwhelming propensity for being a complete and total derp.

Hey, have you seen Zombie's latest post? His level of derptitude is off the fuckin' charts!

Zombie's complete and utter fail at life is directly proportional to his derptitude.

Derptitude by Bigstugots October 27, 2010

DerpDude 

He is the bestest of all, #1 of the #1’s. Everyone smells fat, but him. His mind is very sneaky, he’ll steal your toast. Beware of this man

Oh that DerpDude, he’s gonna get you

DerpDude by DerpDude107 May 6, 2019

postcoital verbal derpitude 

A postcoital affliction that can sometimes occur when the subject has just experienced a mind-blowing sexual experience which has impaired their ability to produce comprehensible word sounds.

Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.

postcoital verbal derpitude by Sir TotallyWritingThisAfterSex November 29, 2013

Derpitude 

Being afflicted by or suffering from an extreme case of Derp.

Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.

If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.

Guy 1: Dude, what is his problem? He's beyond stupid..

Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.

Derpitude by Bumpled Foreskin November 18, 2011

Derpeydude 

You will love him. He is a very good persona fun easy to befriend but you will never want to screw with him because when he goes full derpey mode he will kick your ass.

You see derpeydude I love him but he beat my ass yesterday

Derpeydude by Chandler from FREINDS October 15, 2019

Deptitude 

n) one's level of deepness in thought.

v) to repeatedly beat someone or something with a hammer.

Example as a noun: Deepness is defined by ones.... deptitude.

Example as a verb: Boy, I'm going to to deptitude this stupid rusty nail.

Deptitude by crazy1:00amguy July 8, 2010