DERPTIDUDE, noun. Punning portmanteau meaning:
(1) intellectually deprived, morally depraved broflake, a dude with attitude so solipsistically self-serving, justifying, discriminatory, and obnoxious it's turpitude (depravity; wickedness), who espouses ideas and engages in behavior so stupid and inane -- derp!!
(2) the state of being such.
(1) intellectually deprived, morally depraved broflake, a dude with attitude so solipsistically self-serving, justifying, discriminatory, and obnoxious it's turpitude (depravity; wickedness), who espouses ideas and engages in behavior so stupid and inane -- derp!!
(2) the state of being such.
Derptidude says Hurricanes Harvey and Irma have nothing to do with climate change, which is a hoax funded by the Chinese and a climate science industrial complex conspiracy, but are God's warning that unless America repents repealing His divine orders regarding gender identity, gay marriage and homosexuality, He will destroy US and the world with flooding again... despite His covenant with Noah never to do so again.
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Zombie's complete and utter fail at life is directly proportional to his derptitude.
Zombie's complete and utter fail at life is directly proportional to his derptitude.
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He is the bestest of all, #1 of the #1’s. Everyone smells fat, but him. His mind is very sneaky, he’ll steal your toast. Beware of this man
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Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.
by Sir TotallyWritingThisAfterSex November 29, 2013
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Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.
If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.
If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Guy 1: Dude, what is his problem? He's beyond stupid..
Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
by Bumpled Foreskin November 18, 2011
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Example as a verb: Boy, I'm going to to deptitude this stupid rusty nail.
Example as a verb: Boy, I'm going to to deptitude this stupid rusty nail.
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