Destitude 

A wombo combo of Destiny and Attitude. You must have the right attitude to control your destiny.

If one has destitude they have the key to unlocking the vast universe.

Destitude by Stock Talk October 28, 2014

destitude 

Noun derived from destitute.

The vast destitude of cyberspace.

destitude by Jay Bishop October 8, 2007

Destitude 

Snow that is thin or is unlikely to settle on the ground.

Can also be used as 'Destituding'.

Alex: I wish it could snow, shame it's just destitude

Destitude by danielennistv February 9, 2017

The Destitutioner 

Executioner of the destitute. The Destitutioner can be your hired gun for an array of homeless people problems, from those that simply beg for change to the windshield washer type that use filthy newspaper to "earn" that pay. Manner of bum death is the employer's choice, and the destitutioner will either urinate or defecate - or both - on the departed at no extra charge!

Mr. Morgan: God dammit, I am sick and tired of that corner derelict always nagging me for my hard-earned money. I wish there was a way to permanently rid him from society.
Mr. Morgan's co-worker: Hire the Destitutioner. Trust me, you will never be hassled for another dime by that waste of life again.

The Destitutioner by sciflyer.25 February 4, 2013

destitution

(noun) complete poverty

Many people in Peru are left in Destitution because of Natural Disasters.

destitution by s3xiiTiiNk November 19, 2007

Derptitude 

The overwhelming propensity for being a complete and total derp.

Hey, have you seen Zombie's latest post? His level of derptitude is off the fuckin' charts!

Zombie's complete and utter fail at life is directly proportional to his derptitude.

Derptitude by Bigstugots October 27, 2010

destitute seamstress 

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female

Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans

destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016