Debtitude 

You have so much gratitude towards someone that you are forever in debt.

Preston was cooler than Ben for like a week and he had all of these fun things to do. So now Ben is forever in debtitude for being able to participate.

Preston is forever indebtitude to Zach for his brithday shots.

Sam is indebtitude for his butt.

I will be indebtitude to you for putting lemon in my water.

Debtitude by SouthernlyBrunch April 26, 2015

dabitude

when you are in a good mood to dab and excited about life. *DAB*

Sophie: "Wow, Ava! I love your attitude today! You inspire me!"
Ava: "Oh thanks, Sophie! But it's not just my attitude, it's my DABitude! Have amazing day! *DAB*"

dabitude by avasophie May 7, 2017

Derptitude 

The overwhelming propensity for being a complete and total derp.

Hey, have you seen Zombie's latest post? His level of derptitude is off the fuckin' charts!

Zombie's complete and utter fail at life is directly proportional to his derptitude.

Derptitude by Bigstugots October 27, 2010

destitute seamstress 

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female

Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans

destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016

destitute

Without, sans, Lacking.

The conotative definition of destitute is without money.

destitute by Larstait November 14, 2003

Dick Destitute 

Dick destitution is any period of time over three months where a man doesn't 'get it in.' Also known as 'period of dryness.'

Guy 1: "Man this sucks."

Guy 2: "What is it?"

Guy 1: "I'm so dick destitute I'm going insane."

Guy 2: "Here's 20 bucks."

Dick Destitute by DaffyGKH August 11, 2013

Destitude 

A wombo combo of Destiny and Attitude. You must have the right attitude to control your destiny.

If one has destitude they have the key to unlocking the vast universe.

Destitude by Stock Talk October 28, 2014