Being afflicted by or suffering from an extreme case of Derp.
Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.
If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.
If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Guy 1: Dude, what is his problem? He's beyond stupid..
Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
by Bumpled Foreskin November 18, 2011
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Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.
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My god, get off me with that incessant dorkitude, will you?
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I swear, she was totally up to her ass in dorkitude this morning.
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I swear, she was totally up to her ass in dorkitude this morning.
by Betty Bettyo April 22, 2008
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Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...
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Zombie's complete and utter fail at life is directly proportional to his derptitude.
Zombie's complete and utter fail at life is directly proportional to his derptitude.
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Drekitude is the lowest point in the lowest ebb. It could be your look. It could be your shoes. It could be that you're standing wrong. Drek is a total, total, total hot mess. shit.
Drekitude is the lowest point in the lowest ebb. It could be your look. It could be your shoes. It could be that you're standing wrong. Drek is a total, total, total hot mess. shit.
ex. Sammies new profile picture is drekitude.
Please get this drek away from me. Can't take all this drekitude anymore.
Please get this drek away from me. Can't take all this drekitude anymore.
by IbkTCI March 26, 2010
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