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destitute seamstress
an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016
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destitute prostitute
An hag bag that's so ugly she can't find a John. Wrinkly skanky old woman who is hard up for sexx but can't find any takers.
destitute prostitute by Sooneynoowippybippyskrippyscre February 9, 2019
destitute seamstress
even if Rosa Parks was indeed destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving, quite a lot in terms of human rights
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 21, 2014
destitute seamstress
even if Rosa Parks was indeed destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving, quite a lot in terms of human rights
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma December 17, 2014
destitute seamstress
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma March 11, 2015
Dick Destitute
Dick destitution is any period of time over three months where a man doesn't 'get it in.' Also known as 'period of dryness.'
Guy 1: "Man this sucks."
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "I'm so dick destitute I'm going insane."
Guy 2: "Here's 20 bucks."
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "I'm so dick destitute I'm going insane."
Guy 2: "Here's 20 bucks."
Dick Destitute by DaffyGKH August 11, 2013
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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