Depressoire 

You enjoy playing the most dry line possible on each variation? Where you have 0 chance to win and try to force your way to a draw?

So can we conclude that the panov is the ultimative depressoire?

Depressoire by lollipopsbutterflychessopening January 25, 2023

Manic Depressive Rock 

A genre of music defined by a happy sound and depressing lyrics with the added ability to swing your current mood violently in the opposite direction when listened to.

"Man I was in such a crappy mood until I listened to some Billy Joel and The Doors. Manic Depressive Rock, always does the trick."

Manic Depressive Rock by SlickDealZ February 8, 2012

passive-depressive 

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive

"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"

passive-depressive by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017

Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM) 

A sub-genre of Black Metal which focuses on themes of suicide, anti-humanity, self-mutilation, negative energy, and emotional imbalance or unrest.

Some "well known" bands in this genre include: Xasthur, Burzum, Silencer, Make A Change... Kill Yourself, and Nocturnal Depression.

He killed himself while listening to Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM).

Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM) by GnostickNihilist23 October 11, 2008

Depressive Aggressive 

When a person in casual conversation drops extremely depressing information in an order to derail the conversation to a more depressing state.

Person 1:"Hey this restaurant is really great!"

Person 2: "Yeah, but that time I was here my ex punched me in the face."

Person 1: "...fuck...way too be depressive aggressive."

Depressive Aggressive by Carlnewburg August 11, 2016

Tongue Depressor

An instrument that doctors love to gag kids with. Resembles a giant popsicle stick.

That doctor must have gagged at least 100 kids today with his tongue depressor of doom.

Tongue Depressor by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004

depressive black metal

A sub genre of the black metal art, where the music plays a very dark, almost depressing atmosphere that gives you the gloomy, sad impression on life, depressing you with the desperate cry of haunted screams, to the slow, suicidal vibe of guitars. Good examples of depressive black metal are Nocturnal Depression, Make A Change...Kill Yourself, Xasthur, and Shining.

Nocturnal Depression's "Soundtrack To A Suicide" is a very bleak, depressive black metal album.

depressive black metal by Teeler February 2, 2008