passive-depressive 

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive

"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"

passive-depressive by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017

passive-depressive 

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive

"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"

passive-depressive by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017

Passive Depressive 

Passive depressive behavior is characterized by a melancholy and pessimistic manner that indicates depression or, in more general terms, expressing depression in a subtle, passive or indirect way.

When the passive depressive person reaches out for attention by complaining publicly about said depression, and when someone responds to their complaint, the passive depressive person says something mysterious like "you just won't understand me and my complicated mind".

Did you see Brian's Facebook status today? He was so passive depressive! He should just tell us why he is feeling so down instead of crying out for attention and posting dumb emo lyrics.

Passive Depressive by impish78 January 25, 2013