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academically concluded 

1. someone whose mind is closed off to accepting new data, because of a false conclusion they have accepted as fact.
2. A student with learning disabilities that they don't recognize or accept.

3. A sufferer of the Dunning Kruger effect.

4. a retard
Faculty member 1: That new student had a full scholarship and decided education was beneath his calling and dropped out.
Faculty member 2: It is for the best anyways, because he is academically concluded.

concludify 

1. To end something, or to kill a person. From Futurama-Bender's big score.
Bender: You want me to concludify him, like some sort of dispatcherator?
Nude Alien: Yes, and don't forget to terminate him.
concludify by rrrrr77777 March 23, 2008

cocclude 

a more mature intelligent-sounding word that can be used in upperclass surroundings when you're telling a friend about a cock-blocked situation the other night
On a business meeting break:

Chadwig: "Hey Stevens, what happened to the girl last night on the yacht?"

Stevens: "Fuckin' Trent coccluded my game. It was the boss' daughter too."

Chadwig: "rough..."
cocclude by chadwig90210 July 22, 2010

Conclide 

Verb. The action of two persons colliding with excessive force and resulting in one or more concussions; Das Curry
As the third baseman ran to tag the runner, they conclided and sent each other crashing to the ground.
Conclide by Hadassah April 25, 2017

conclusetipation

the moment when writing a conclusion for a paper or essay, and you are just so stuck and are not able to produce any more words to sum up your work because you feel like you’ll be repeating yourself.
When I was writing my thesis I had so much trouble writing my conclusion, conclusetipation affected me so much.
conclusetipation by fluffypuff November 28, 2012

Concludent 

an idiot who lets gets payed by the arma's who are also idiots he is also owner of a 1.3k foundation in roblox.
stop being such a concludent
Concludent by Admin_SCPF June 1, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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