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Definitions by queefmaster5000

vodkaginity 

Vodkaginity(noun):

- informally known as Vodginity

The state of having never drank/draken/drunk/??? vodka or any other alcoholic substance

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"I've never gotten drunk before, so I can't relate."
"Oh my sweet lord jesus shitting angel dust in heaven, can I take your vodkaginity?"

passive-depressive 

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive
"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"

passive-depressive 

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive
"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"