3 definitions by queefmaster5000
"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"
"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"
"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"
by queefmaster5000 June 27, 2017
"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"
"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"
"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"
by queefmaster5000 June 27, 2017
Vodkaginity(noun):
- informally known as Vodginity
The state of having never drank/draken/drunk/??? vodka or any other alcoholic substance
QueefMaster5000 ™
- informally known as Vodginity
The state of having never drank/draken/drunk/??? vodka or any other alcoholic substance
QueefMaster5000 ™
"I've never gotten drunk before, so I can't relate."
"Oh my sweet lord jesus shitting angel dust in heaven, can I take your vodkaginity?"
"Oh my sweet lord jesus shitting angel dust in heaven, can I take your vodkaginity?"
by queefmaster5000 June 27, 2017