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Deader than a doornail

When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .
I don't think I'm gonna be able to get your car started , that battery is deader than a doornail !
To make something deader, you must first kill it, then kill it a second time (and maybe a third time, just to be on the safe side)
I killed Shmouze, and to make sure he didn't come back as a zombie, I made him deader.
deader by CartlidgeIsGay December 30, 2008

deadernshit 

Something so dead it could literally be a pile of dung extract.
*Horse falls over dead* The owner walks up to it and says, “welp, my horse is deadernshit.”
deadernshit by Boots7 November 4, 2020

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes 

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.

denderfiliac 

denderfiliac by Ashley July 31, 2004

denderphiliac

To have sex with trees
denderphiliac by Me February 20, 2005