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Delbert is usually the name of a male who is always great in bed blessed with a 10 inch wang give the best kisses and hugs and can use that tongue wisely. And a man who has fingers that can make a women wet like the Pacific Ocean on a rainy day. Delbert’s are usually very hot and attractive. Delbert’s will also fall in love with you fast he tries not to but he always does. Some Delbert are high attractive to Mexicans. Don’t ever do a Delbert wrong I’m a relationship or he will crush your heart one way or another then he will laugh it off.
Man ohh man that Delbert has magic in those pants
Delbert by AnonymousGawdd May 25, 2018
A guy that is amazing with a little twist, always great in bed, blessed with a 10 inch wang, and uses his tongue wisely. He will pretend to love you deeply but his heart is cold.
Get you a soul snatcher like Delbert, but don't get your heart broke by Delbert!
Delbert by Untamed shawty December 20, 2016
A gangster with skill, he knows how to get women and is the no scope god as well as an excellent troller
Delbert knows how to troll good man
Delbert by XXXMACVVV December 6, 2017
A name given to someone who repeatedly does retarded shit over and over again without realizing their an idiot.
Katheryne is such a Delbert, that is the second time shes locked her keys in her car this week!
Delbert by JRock7J November 14, 2014

Delbert Award 

An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.
The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.

He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
Delbert Award by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006

dilbertarian 

In a corporate setting, tools and processes that are unnecessarily complicated and confusing in ways that appear to be a deliberate attempt to frustrate users. Based on the comic strip character Dilbert.
IT gave me a new tool to do my job but it is so hard to use it seems like a dilbertarian attempt to block me from doing my job.
dilbertarian by CliftonClowers March 27, 2017
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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