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Delberta 

This is my real name was named after my father who's name was Delbert. I have never heard anybody else with this name
Delberta use to really not like her name now she would not want any other name
Delberta by Dinkster76$$ December 4, 2021
Words you can keep
Delbert is usually the name of a male who is always great in bed blessed with a 10 inch wang give the best kisses and hugs and can use that tongue wisely. And a man who has fingers that can make a women wet like the Pacific Ocean on a rainy day. Delbert’s are usually very hot and attractive. Delbert’s will also fall in love with you fast he tries not to but he always does. Some Delbert are high attractive to Mexicans. Don’t ever do a Delbert wrong I’m a relationship or he will crush your heart one way or another then he will laugh it off.
Man ohh man that Delbert has magic in those pants
Delbert by AnonymousGawdd May 25, 2018
A guy that is amazing with a little twist, always great in bed, blessed with a 10 inch wang, and uses his tongue wisely. He will pretend to love you deeply but his heart is cold.
Get you a soul snatcher like Delbert, but don't get your heart broke by Delbert!
Delbert by Untamed shawty December 20, 2016
A gangster with skill, he knows how to get women and is the no scope god as well as an excellent troller
Delbert knows how to troll good man
Delbert by XXXMACVVV December 6, 2017
A name given to someone who repeatedly does retarded shit over and over again without realizing their an idiot.
Katheryne is such a Delbert, that is the second time shes locked her keys in her car this week!
Delbert by JRock7J November 14, 2014

Delbert Award 

An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.
The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.

He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
Delbert Award by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006

dilbertarian 

In a corporate setting, tools and processes that are unnecessarily complicated and confusing in ways that appear to be a deliberate attempt to frustrate users. Based on the comic strip character Dilbert.
IT gave me a new tool to do my job but it is so hard to use it seems like a dilbertarian attempt to block me from doing my job.
dilbertarian by CliftonClowers March 27, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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