monumental 

To go monumental is to be infatuated by one's ego to the point of acting in a exaggeratedly pretentious way. People who go monumental say things or produce art that is boring and crappy, while at the same time being ostentatious, overblown and pompous. This often creates a mental breakdown which causes the person who goes monumental to loose all contact with reality, and thus their very existence becomes utterly meaningless.

Guy 1: What's wrong with Larry? He's been acting like such a jerk!
Guy 2: I know, man. He's gone monumental.

monumental by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016

monumental 

Something that's really amazing. See mental, sick, insane, nuts, mad, wicked, rude.
If something is mental but bigger/better

This shit is monumental! (emphasis on 3rd and 4th syllables)

monumental by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

Monumental Cock 

Monumental Cock is when your cock is so erect it stands like a monument. It stands so high and hard.

I didnt want to say anything but Pat has a Monumental Cock.

Monumental Cock by umessinwitdawronguy July 26, 2010

Monumental Sanchez 

It's when someone who has gone monumental sticks a finger up his or her ass in a public space and draws a fecal mustache over his or her lip, and then proceeds to act in a ostentatious and annoying way, often flirting.

Guy: Why has everyone suddenly left the dancefloor?
Girl: It's that douchebag dancing alone, he's pulled a Monumental Sanchez.

Monumental Sanchez by AlabamaBaby June 13, 2016

Monumental Faggot

One who is a faggot of such epic proportions, that he/she would deserve a monument in honour of their faggotry, if said person wasn't such a raving faggot who should become an hero very very quickly.

Matt J. is such a monumental faggot, whenever I am stuck within 100 feet of his peadophilic ass I really want to jump out of the nearest high rise.

That guy isn't just your regular run of the mill faggot, he's a monumental faggot.

Monumental Faggot by >:3 November 16, 2007

Monumental Folly 

A thoughtless action resulting in tragic consequence great in extent, or size.

Mao Zedong's "Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution" was a monumental folly .

Monumental Folly by ElliotMcvey November 15, 2020

monumental skill issue 

a snide remark used to suggest that the root cause of a problem lies with the incompetence / lack of skill of the person expressing said problem.

This phrase elevates the more commonly known "skill issue" and is guarantee to cause whomever you use this phrase upon to burst a blood vessel.

it is often used cheekily and ironically in response to situations where the problem genuinely lies outside of the person's control, for the purposes of trolling.

see also: BM; toxic

'Monumental skill issue being defined'
'it's impossible to fight against these players with their pay-to-win equipment that kills us in one hit. i think their stats need to be balanced.'
'sounds like a monumental skill issue'
'Usually worse than skill issue'
The Tim wanted me to scarce you comes from the derived term skill issue usually meaning that the person who has a skill issue is worse than a skill issue it is then become a monumental skill issue'

monumental skill issue by _soul_ June 28, 2023