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Decretos 

The type of person you want in your life, that kind of person which you want to become, desperately! Decretos is funny, creative, a good public speaker, someone who's never anxious and that stays calm in every situation. People called Decretos are natural born hard workers, they overflow with potencial and charisma which makes them also great in bed. If you ever get the miraculous opportunity to meet a Decretos you'll see how stunning and sexy that person is and will want to fuck them on the spot.
I hate my life! I wish I could be like Decretos.
Decretos by NotDecretos November 22, 2021
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In Italia è un modo per contare il tempo. A causa del Corona - Covid-19 e del lockdown, le persone hanno smesso di usare i giorni, i mesi o gli anni e contano quanti 'DPCM' (Decreto del Presidente del Consiglio dei Ministri) sono passati dall'ultima volta che hanno fatto qualcosa.

EN: In Italian, it's a way to count time. Due to Corona - Covid-19 lockdown, people stopped using days, or months and years and they use to count time how many 'DPCM' (Drecree of the First Minister) passed from the last time they did something.
Oh Mario, non ci siamo visti per tantissimi decreti!

Quando è stata l'ultima volta che abbiamo parlato? Forse durante il 18° decreto?
- Giuseppe, stai molto in bagno? - - Oh no, solo un paio di drecreti e poi esco. -

EN: Oh Mario, we didn't see each other for a lot of 'decreti'!

When was the last time we talked together? Was it during the 18th decree?
- Giuseppi, are you using the toilet for a long time? - - Oh no, just a couple of decrees and I'll be out. -
Decreto by JustMario May 4, 2020
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