When you shit all over a public toilet seat thereby rendering the toilet
useless and
unbearable until it can be restored to a sanitary condition by a
janitor who makes substantially more than minimum wage.
Hugo ate some undercooked poultry and left a desecrated toilet at the mall. They closed the west bathrooms for 3 hours while
5 janitors wearing X-Files suits with pressure washers full of phosphoric
acid went to work to restore the
bowl to its former glory. Hugo laughed. Then he shit his pants.