Decetrate
Decetrate by Vetheistan February 2, 2023
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Decorate her face like a cake
I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.
Decorate her face like a cake by bachass April 24, 2010
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Decetrate • decorate • desecrate • Declorated • decorate the mahogany • deveterate • Decelerated • decentuate • Deceptatext • Declarate
Desecrated Toilet
When you shit all over a public toilet seat thereby rendering the toilet useless and unbearable until it can be restored to a sanitary condition by a janitor who makes substantially more than minimum wage.
Hugo ate some undercooked poultry and left a desecrated toilet at the mall. They closed the west bathrooms for 3 hours while 5 janitors wearing X-Files suits with pressure washers full of phosphoric acid went to work to restore the bowl to its former glory. Hugo laughed. Then he shit his pants.
Desecrated Toilet by french fries and gravy July 31, 2006
decorate the lady cake
decorate the lady cake by Cigarettebutt75 November 12, 2010
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Womb Decorate by JoylessWonder October 29, 2021
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