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Decorate her face like a cake 

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.
I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

Desecrated Toilet 

When you shit all over a public toilet seat thereby rendering the toilet useless and unbearable until it can be restored to a sanitary condition by a janitor who makes substantially more than minimum wage.
Hugo ate some undercooked poultry and left a desecrated toilet at the mall. They closed the west bathrooms for 3 hours while 5 janitors wearing X-Files suits with pressure washers full of phosphoric acid went to work to restore the bowl to its former glory. Hugo laughed. Then he shit his pants.

desecrate 

To have contempt for or show disrespect for something that someone holds sacred or holy. To violate the sacredness of something. To defile something holy.
Do not desecrate the children's graves. To desecrate the ancient Native American's cave drawings should be harshly punished.
desecrate by strand November 19, 2013

decorate the lady cake

To ejaculate on a female, as if you were a baker and decorating a cake with icing.
The girl I took home had no idea I was gonna decorate the lady cake.

Womb Decorate 

To cum inside a woman with enough ejaculate to 'decorate her womb'.
Man I really want to Womb Decorate Aida tonight!
Womb Decorate by JoylessWonder October 29, 2021

Demetrae 

A one of a kind name given to a child prodigy with a flat-top almost as high as his ego.
Person 1: Hey, you heard Demetrae’s new song?

Person 2: Yea, it’s trash.
Demetrae by DiCasual February 25, 2020