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the dairy farmer
When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.
Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!
the dairy farmer by Stagmen February 23, 2017
Daira
A tall, gorgeous girl who cares about everyone and can be too forgiving and nice at times. She is everyone's friend and sticks up for you when you need it. Daira can be a bitch and if ur being a bitch she's going to tell you to your face. She doesn't give a shit about what people think. She has always loved food and animals, and has always been there for her besties whenever they need her. Daira hates being alone and losing people she cares about, but she also loves standing up for what she believes in. She can make anyone laugh and make your day better just by talking to you. She is very trustworthy and kindhearted and you can come to her about anything. Daira will never backstab you or hurt you physically or emotionally on purpose and she will be very sorry if she does. Daira acts tough on the outside and all big and shit. But there's more to that, in her heart, she is sweet and kindhearted and on the outside she's a hard rock. She pushes you away if you hurt her, and she pushes all the loved ones away some times because she doesn't want to be hurt even more than she already is. She hates doing so. But it's a necessity if she wants to live. She has a hard life but makes everyone else's better and that cheers her up to think so.
Daira by My name is the sun June 5, 2018
DeAira
When you first met DeAira she was shy and to herself, but being around her opened up a side no one can forget. DeAira's are usually beautiful and intelligent. She's very goofy and family oriented, and when you see her she's usually surrounded by a group of friends making them laugh. Everyone loves having her around, and everyone invites her because she lights up the whole room. She can make you fall in love just by her smile or the way she flutters her eyelashes. She's crazy, fun, and well respected. DeAira's are usually open when it comes to finding their match they can go from men like Morris Chestnut, to men like Adam Rodriguez, but usually settling down for the Ashton Kutchers. When you meet a DeAira don't let her or her gorgeous brown eyes go.
DeAira by alphamale000 July 29, 2014
you fight like a dairy farmer
The best insult EVER CREATED.
Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate
Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate
you fight like a dairy farmer by Memma June 23, 2004
Deadrian
A Cute, Honest, and Real ass guy a person is going to meet, will always have your back, and will never turn on your back
Deadrian by JarJarbanks100 July 24, 2018
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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