by NoSoup4U December 4, 2010
by Peter Geddes August 24, 2021
An online shopping service founded by Jeff Bezos, who somehow manage to damage any package that you may order.
Friend "Hey dude did you buy something off of amazon?"
Me "Yeah dude but the box disintegrated by the time it got here."
Me "Yeah dude but the box disintegrated by the time it got here."
by CobraCrusher October 7, 2019
by Henry Barbie Dahl April 5, 2019
-Isn't Ashanti a real Amazon? -No, you fool. She's just standing next to Ja Rule. -Oh, well since he only comes up to her chest, I thought she was really an amazon.
by G-Union May 15, 2003
GUY 1: "Dude! Did you check out that new dick book? It's hilarious. You should totally go to the store and get it!"
GUY 2: "No way, man. But I'll totally Amazon It."
GUY 2: "No way, man. But I'll totally Amazon It."
by Zac Attack December 8, 2007
The state of mind you are in when using any online store, in particular amazon, and you buys a lot of things you don't really need.
by reluctantDog January 27, 2011